Dickipedia: Ted Stevens

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Theodore Fulton Stevens (born November 18, 1923) is a notoriously pissy, out-of-touch drama queen and U.S. senator from Alaska. He is also a dick.

Ted Stevens is best known for several things, none of them honorable. Among them: blatant unfamiliarity with modern telecommunications yet still introducing bills concerning their governance; championing very expensive, highly wasteful projects for his home state; pitching a bitchfit on the Senate floor when those projects are voted down; and bribery.

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Theodore Fulton Stevens (born November 18, 1923) is a notoriously pissy, out-of-touch drama queen and U.S. senator from Alaska. He is also a dick. Ted Stevens is best known for several things, none o...
Theodore Fulton Stevens (born November 18, 1923) is a notoriously pissy, out-of-touch drama queen and U.S. senator from Alaska. He is also a dick. Ted Stevens is best known for several things, none o...
 
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Rumors are circulating that he will either resign or be forced to resign by his Senate colleagues. The governor of Alaska is then permitted to appoint a replacement. Legally, the governor could appoint herself. A perfect way for Queen S..P.. to keep herself in the limelight. Wagers this will happen are now being taken.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:32 AM on 11/07/2008
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If Alaska elects a convicted man Senator you have to wonder about their soundness of mind!

The closeness of the election reflects badly on ALL Alaskans!

You have to ask does Alaska making Palin Governor provide any validation?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:32 PM on 11/05/2008

Bet he has a new "least favorite day" now . . .

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:24 PM on 10/30/2008
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Something I don't understand. If you're a convicted felon, you can't vote but you can run for the senate and if you win, you can hold office?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:50 AM on 10/30/2008

Stevens is a bush Alaska tragedy and the Alaska herd, lap dogs behind him. And it is that that he has loved the years he has lived in Alaska. Having his ass kissed by all who wanted something, typical of the fine weather crowd. Alaska has a lot of American ass kissers.
And Stevens just sucked it up.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:33 AM on 10/30/2008

A lasting symbol of arrogant Republican gluttony.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:50 AM on 10/30/2008

If Ted Stevens was convicted based on content of his immunized testimony or leads developed from that immunized testimony, his conviction ought to be thrown out on appeal and I will applaud it. And yeah, he's the epitome of dickishness but the last time I looked that wasn't a crime.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:57 AM on 10/30/2008

Very funny! He's been alive longer than Alaska's been a state -- how weird. Dickhead is too kind a word to describe this creep.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:04 AM on 10/30/2008
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