236: The Paranoid Democrat's Guide To Election Day
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It's finally Election Day and for Democrats the nervous hand-wringing is in full swing. You've no doubt heard the panicked exclamations. "Don't get complacent!" "The polls are tightening!" "Oh dear Christ we're gonna lose again aren't we?!"
Fact is, Democrats have had a rough time of it over the past decade. No matter how good things look they can't help but assume it's all a trick and the GOP has had the whole thing rigged since back when Giuliani was still in the running.
Remember, just because you're a Democrat and you're paranoid, that doesn't mean they aren't going to steal the election from you. Here's a little tip guide to help Paranoid Dems make some sense out of their Election Day...

First Posted: 11- 4-08 11:47 AM | Updated: 12- 5-08 05:12 AM