White House Dog Bites Reporter

Apparently, earlier today, the White House dog, Barney, WENT ROGUE and attacked Big Media, biting John Decker from Reuters. This created the ultimate cross-platform "Woman Reports On Dog Biting Man Reporter This Is MSNBC, The Place For Dog Bites" story. We are promised that we will be "kept up to date!" Yes, it's all fun and games until Barney, who now has the thirst for journalist blood, strikes again, which will be hopefully soon.

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Comments

[Ramirez]

Good dog!

[luvangelHussein330]

The Dog is anti libreal media

[FlamingLibrul]

All the mud being flung feverishly the past couple of months had to stick to something. Poor Barney's nerves probably snapped with a loud Twang!

[nervousexpat]

You don' t need antibiotics for a dog bite. Cat bites, yes, but dog bites... no.

[Jaxy]

Of course you should get antibiotics. You have no idea where that feisty dog has been! He looks like a short, ornery, agenda-having little critter. Bow freakin' wow!

[weatherwaxx]

He's probably licked Bush. Get some HEAVY-DUTY antibiotics!

[friscosf]

Sure, Sure
Blame it on the poor dog !!

It was probably Cheney who did it !!
The White House is covering up

[huffyISaHottie]

Barney, although black himself, is clearly not happy with the election results

[gobarackgo]

What you expect after spending all that time around Karl Rove and Dick Cheney.

[mzwednesday]

that dog is a sore loser:)

[RJSquirrel]

I'm sensing a presidential pardon.

[yliza]

If you watch The Dog Whisperer, you recognize that as a FEAR BITE.

Apparently the GOP's fear mongering has affected Barney, too.

[peacemagnet]

I agree. Dog bit out of fear from overhanded, direct approach.

[Lagniappe]

Barney-the"bitter' biter!

[PineyWoods]

That is beyond funny. Don't mess with Texas dogs.

[KeithMayass]

you want me to leave? make me.....

[forthepeople1]

LOLOLOLO!! ....... 8 years of Bush, yes, would make anybody or any living thing biting mad!

[forthepeople1]

Happy dogs don't do that.....P­oor thing, shows he is a very unhappy dog. Even Bush's dog is unhappy about Bush in the white house.

[Eric8869]

He was just trying to say "Please give me to the Obama girls. This family drinks and abuses me"