White House Dog Bites Reporter

Apparently, earlier today, the White House dog, Barney, WENT ROGUE and attacked Big Media, biting John Decker from Reuters. This created the ultimate cross-platform "Woman Reports On Dog Biting Man Reporter This Is MSNBC, The Place For Dog Bites" story. We are promised that we will be "kept up to date!" Yes, it's all fun and games until Barney, who now has the thirst for journalist blood, strikes again, which will be hopefully soon.

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Comments

[pascaljim]

George trained this dog, as you can see....

[Lagniappe]

Perhaps the negative influence of "Pitbull Palin"?

[aliceinthewater]

Sorry, the picture on the front page cracks me up.

Barny looks so mean.

[Cooper1608]

Barney is pissed because he knows his days are numbered. All that good treatment he's been getting is about to end. (smile)

[Porridgebird]

Barney's final WH Christmas video: Just try to make me leave!

[DWP]

Poor Barney, he is in the dog house

[tea in the harbor]

See, you CAN teach an old dog new tricks!

[annecognito]

Hell, I'd bite somebody if he came at me that fast. Be a little nicer to the poor dog, folks!

[helonias]

Don't mess with a terrier unless you know them well.

[Tantivy]

As everyone knows, this would only be a real news story if the reporter had bitten Barney.
And btw, this guy does NOT know how to approach a dog. You should never reach over a dog's head to pet him; you extend your open hand under the dog's nose.
Try living at the end of a leash and have strangers put their big, fat hands on you. It's pretty much how Bush treated the American people. And guess what, we did just what Barney did: we bit him.

[nowalnuts]

If I had to live with Bush I would be biting people too.

[forthepeople1]

lololo how true... 8 years of Bush, yes, would make anybody biting mad!

[JHCowboy]

Well my hell I'd be grumpy too if I had to deal with an owner like George Bush. lol

[Midnite]

That's right, get 'em Barn!

[XME]

75 days to go...and Barney ALMOST made it through eight years without "incident".

[asta1968]

How many times do you think Junior forgot to walk the dog? He's not known for being a responsible anything. I don't doubt for a moment that there are parts of the White House that must stink to high heaven. Maybe Junior just covered them with newspapers (since he doesn't read them).

[Aesthete]

Bad doggie!

[ConcernedAboutRFuture]

That's 'cause he got dropped on his head by daddy W.

[SOOKOOYAH GURL]

McCain ordered Barney to bite foreigners that visit White House, but he mistook Reporter for Obama... Even Republican dogs can't get it right!