White House Dog Bites Reporter

Apparently, earlier today, the White House dog, Barney, WENT ROGUE and attacked Big Media, biting John Decker from Reuters. This created the ultimate cross-platform "Woman Reports On Dog Biting Man Reporter This Is MSNBC, The Place For Dog Bites" story. We are promised that we will be "kept up to date!" Yes, it's all fun and games until Barney, who now has the thirst for journalist blood, strikes again, which will be hopefully soon.

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Comments

[rktboy]

Apparently, Barney doesn't like the fact that the Obamas' as-of-yet-nonexistent dog is getting more press than he is.

[obmark]

They say dogs resemble their owners.

[TuffCookie]

LMAO!!

[Redeemer777]

Barney must have learned from the best attack dog, Mr. undisclosed location.

[leftoflennon]

Barney is PO''d that Sasha and Malia's new puppy gon take his place.

[MadeinAmericaProud]

I am interested in the walking the white house dog job.

What are the hours?
Benefits, medical and dental
Salary, $249,999.00 without tax increase.

[goddess1871]

Poor Barney - Scotties are like that, though. If they are not in the mood, they are not. in. the. mood.

I'm sure he was probably tired and had been poked and prodded at all day to begin with.

[Gweithgar]

Hey, Barney is a Scottie. The breed does not take harrassment quietly! That's one of their endearing characteristics!

[qcp]

Put him down.

[terentz]

What? They let Cheney off his leash again?

[KMan1]

Forgive Barney he just found out he's about to be demoted.

[Bitsko]

I've always suspected Barney had a bit of Barbara Bush in him.

[TroubleNYC]

Dog eat dog world.

[arnray]

Finally, someone from this White House might be held responsible for something. Even if it is just Barney.

[newpotusplease]

Barney bites stranger harrassing him-- Good Dog!