Fake New York Times Says All Problems Will Be Solved By July 2009

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First Posted: 11-12-08 10:12 AM   |   Updated: 12-13-08 05:12 AM

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New York City woke up this morning to find that some committed satirists had delivered unto them a remarkably well-rendered facsimile of the New York Times, filled with earnest and hopeful headlines from the future -- specifically July 4, 2009 -- in which the Iraq War is over, Bush is indicted for treason, and columnist Thomas Friedman has confessed: "I have no business holding a pen, at least with intent to write." [UPDATE: According to Editor & Publisher, these fake copies of the NYT were distributed nationwide.]

Gawker has followed the trail of intelligence and concluded that the parody is the work of The Yes Men -- high-concept anti-consumerist pranksters whose work in the service of humanity is documented in their 2003 self-titled movie. Their basic stock in trade is to pose as corporate or government spokespersons, gain access to high-profile events, "make shocking denigrating comments about workers and consumers, and then point out what appears to be a lack of shock or anger in the response to their prank." Wikipedia documents many of their successful exploits.

Those of you who were unable to enjoy a print copy of the parody may head to their exacting and lovingly recreated parody of the Times' website, which contains the same content. I'm a little saddened by the fact that even in an ideal future, a much-needed system of congestion-pricing has not come to Manhattan, but I suppose one must remain somewhat realistic. Really, the only problem with the parody is that everyone knows that by July 4, 2009, the paper will probably owned by Rupert Murdoch, who will fill it with Drudge-baited dreck and advertisements for whores.

New York City woke up this morning to find that some committed satirists had delivered unto them a remarkably well-rendered facsimile of the New York Times, filled with earnest and hopeful headlines f...
New York City woke up this morning to find that some committed satirists had delivered unto them a remarkably well-rendered facsimile of the New York Times, filled with earnest and hopeful headlines f...
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If only these guys weren't joking.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:50 AM on 11/14/2008
- romchr I'm a Fan of romchr 3 fans permalink

I liked this paper more when it was called The Onion.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:36 PM on 11/13/2008

Sad that so many things are considered a joke.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:56 AM on 11/13/2008
- Bitsko I'm a Fan of Bitsko 535 fans permalink
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"Maximum Wage Law Succeeds"! Love it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:56 AM on 11/13/2008
- AJBF I'm a Fan of AJBF 10 fans permalink

Found it in my mailbox at work yesterday morning - love it! Brilliant!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:24 AM on 11/13/2008
- TFDNYC I'm a Fan of TFDNYC 15 fans permalink
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I was handed a copy on the subway platform and did not botther to look at it- I threw it away immediately. Now I'm sad. I should have kept it. But I have my Nov. 5th NYT that I went to 12 bodegas to find!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:20 AM on 11/13/2008

The Fake NY Times as PDF with greetz from Germany

http://www.tribunius.de/fakenyt.pdf

Download with right mousebutton

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:12 AM on 11/13/2008
- Bitsko I'm a Fan of Bitsko 535 fans permalink
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You don't really expect anyone to do that do you?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:57 AM on 11/13/2008

Why not? Its clean. More than 100 user already did

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:10 AM on 11/13/2008

How do those of us not lucky enough to have been in NY this morning get our hands on a copy?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:54 AM on 11/13/2008
- Infokronea I'm a Fan of Infokronea 4 fans permalink

Wow and excellent, although I think you were being generous when you said "...everyo­ne knows that by July 4, 2009, the paper will probably owned by Rupert Murdoch, who will fill it with Drudge-baited dreck and advertisements for whores". That would be a step up on the evolutionary ladder for Mr. Murdoch (or at least his target audience), last I looked.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:33 AM on 11/13/2008
- ZellaBee I'm a Fan of ZellaBee 14 fans permalink

I love it. This is what you would get if people actually told the truth!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:13 AM on 11/13/2008
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Yes! Yes! Yes!

The tone is Obamaesque. Tough but not vindictive. For instance, rather than trash Haliburton for the hideous miss deeds, graft and profiteering it suggests positive things they can do to make up for their ignoble conduct.

The Yes Men are nicer and more conciliatory than Haliburton deserves.

And they a timeless geniuses.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:25 AM on 11/13/2008
- pupbayer I'm a Fan of pupbayer 23 fans permalink

I thought all of our problems were to be over as of Nov. 5, 2008. At least that's what I kept reading on huffpo.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:41 PM on 11/12/2008
- Durango I'm a Fan of Durango 144 fans permalink

January 20, 2009.

Our problems won't be over.

But solutions to problems will begin on that date.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:14 PM on 11/13/2008

It funny at first but then you start to think that they ran out of dream ideas

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:17 PM on 11/12/2008

Make me wonder why they didn't go with New York Post ?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:29 PM on 11/12/2008
- JimBozo I'm a Fan of JimBozo 13 fans permalink
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Only the concept is funny. That was the idea.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:38 AM on 11/13/2008

Tell this lady that, she would buy it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6ikOxi9yYk

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:15 PM on 11/12/2008
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This might be an intentional rebuttal to Reverend Dobson's anti-Obama ad of a month ago, "Letter from 2012," in which four years after Obama's inauguration, America is an absolute horror.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:04 PM on 11/12/2008
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