Linda Tripp Praises Obama's "Purity Of Soul"

wowOwow:

We know where Bill Clinton is, but what in the world happened to the other players from the former president's Monica Lewinsky scandal? Well, Ms. Monica went to study in London and hasn't been heard from since. Literary agent Lucianne Goldberg, who helped break the story, has remained quiet for Lucianne Goldberg, and we've heard nary a peep from Linda Tripp. That is, however, until wOw tracked her down to the Christmas Sleigh store which she owns in Middleburg, VA, with her husband.

Interested in hearing what Tripp had to say of the recent election (yes, she's a week late in returning our e-mail), Tripp relayed the following thoughts: "I am so very proud that as a nation we might finally be getting it right."

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Comments

[we-r-doomed]

Yep, she still is just as homely as before.

[katlade]

Yikes. Thought we'd seen the last of her. But looking at her new face, I think Joan Cusak would be great to play her if they ever do a Monica and Bill film.

[tbone99]

What the hell would this doubleagent know about purity?

[JScott]

Hmm I don't remember seein her 'Extreme Makeover The Linda Tripp Special Edition' did I miss something?

[nonni-g]

is this dog still barkin? ZOIKS

[BowlingForRevenge]

Wow Tripp is so irrelevant.

Isn't her 15 mins of fame long gone?

Where's John Goodman....now his opinion I'd like to hear!!!!

[MissDaphne]

Linda, I appreciate your sentiments. But you're still not me.

[ractols]

Monica Lewinski goes to study in London and now Linda Tripp is selling "mouth blown" ornanents inported from Europe. Sounds like Lewinski finally found the perfect job.

[tbone99]

So did Tripp ? blowing her mouth was the only accomplishment she's ever mastered.

[Tommygun2146]

I half expected to see the photo of John Goodman in drag scowling, like they used to show on the SNL skits. Goodman would have been welcome. The real wicked witch of the Tripp, is not. Buh-bye!

[WasteNJ]

Spoken like a true pawn of the Corporatocracy....

[phoebie]

Children are frightened, small animals quake in her path....

[bachrub]

Let me just jump start this festive time of year and wish to Jesus and the entire communion of saints that this woman would choke to death on her own vomit.

[greatlardini]

SOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO­OOEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEE­EYYYYYYYYY­Y!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[johnnynyc]

What could Linda Tripp possibly know about "purity of soul"?

[sws3030]

Who let the dogs out?

[Wilbur]

...woof woof-woof woof-woof.

Wilbur