Dickipedia: Barack Obama
236.com:
Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (born August 4, 1961) is the President-elect of the United States, a U.S. senator, celebrity politician (or, "celebritician"), and a dick. He has also written the bestselling Dreams of My Father and Audacity of Hope, exactly the kind of books people "casually" leave lying open on their coffee tables right before a cocktail party.
It is important to note that Obama is not so much a dick by virtue of who he is, but rather by what he has chosen to involve himself in (e.g. presidential politics) and the resulting crowd it forces him to deal with (e.g. Joe Biden).
Viewed by many as an "alternative" candidate to "politics as usual," Obama's message of hope has coalesced supporters, captivated the electorate, and forced the excruciating protraction of an incredibly lengthy lead-up to what was the most unendurable presidential election in U.S. history.





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