Billy Ray Cyrus, Others, To Perform At Hannity 'Freedom' Concerts

So, it's come to my attention that Sean Hannity is sponsoring a series of "Freedom Concerts," tickets for which would make "perfect Christmas gifts," apparently, for everyone on your Christmas list of whom you have a low opinion. Billy Ray Cyrus will headline these events, and will be supported by country music legends The Charlie Daniels Band, Christian-contemporary performer Michael W. Smith, sun-ripened beef jerky husk Lee Greenwood, and Oliver North, who will, I guess, be playing a Moog accompaniment to "the Whitey tape." The concerts are in support of...freedom? I guess? Though probably the "supplies are limited some restrictions apply void where prohibited (cf. Prop 8 for further details)" brand of "freedom."

Naturally, one wonders about whether Billy Ray Cyrus' decision to join up on this tour might negatively impact the career of daughter Miley Cyrus, who's more positioned as a global brand, and who produces spastic and apolitical pop marm. Might Billy Ray's actions alienate a significant portion of Miley's fanbase? The answer is: probably not! After all, Miley's tween audience probably couldn't care less about Sean Hannity, and their parents, who may care, have basically established themselves as ineffectual money-fonts who live to get pushed around by their children anyway -- hence the existence of Miley Cyrus.

Anyway, based upon the sorts of people Hannity pals around with, we can all be thankful that, at the very least, Prussian Blue won't be opening.

Comments

[oscartucker]

Hannity--Spreading Lies and Spewing Venom in the name of Freedom.

[splinter1968]

I'm sure these Freedom concerts will be as popular as Freedom fries...

[edwcorey]

The two third-raters belong together. Hannity looks more and more like Lou Costello every day.

[CaptainStormfield]

LOL>>> Thats great.

Ode to Sean Hannity
by John Cleese

Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity

[pfc1369]

Hey, Abooooottt!!!!!

[Bompa]

Will they be handing out arm bands? Maybe a sheets.... Thanks for the warning, if they come anywhere close........RUN AWAY!

[JC1c1]

Oh I thought this was some kind of joke. From the pic it looked like some kind of joke the Daily Show would do.

Shakes head in shame for Hannity, since he is too dumb to know when to be embarrassed.

[LABC]

Highlights from the show

Charlie Daniels band : new hit "The Devil went up to Chicago"

Ollie North and Hannity reading portions of their books while wrapped in american flags

Billy Ray Cyrus sings his new single "He's black, ain't he?"

Lee Greenwood: "Proud to be a non-socialist real American"

Michael Smith: "Let's pray away the Gay"

[realitychecks]

and so begins hannitys 2012 SARAH PALIN FOR PRESIDENT tour,his next unsucessful endeavor.

[Indieguy]

Other than one of the most awfull country western songs ever written and having sexually provocative pictures taken with his daughter, what has Cyrus the loser ever done?

[andban]

That's funny, I was thinking the same thing. But you have to admit, hannity, Palin and Billy bob here, all probably keep it in the family. The new Republicans...

[jonjon66]

"Freedom to Hate Tour 2009"...wow! no surprise here, "Rednecks for Republicans" 2010

[huffyfan2]

Believe it or no there was a "Redneck's for Obama" Group. See, not all rednecks are bad.

[Dystopic]

They were in Springfield, MO ... at least they voted correctly...

[roshni]

Yeah, there are rednecks and there are rednecks..­..........

[luvangelHussein330]

SO then I guess he can kiss that offer to have to Obama girls on the show....

[roshni]

THAT was a bad idea to start with. His daughter is not a good role model for young girls.

[ErnestineBass]

WhaaaaaaaH­oooooooo..­.eeey...wh­ar's Toby Keith?

[ElBruce]

Toby Keith says he's a Democrat now. No, I'm not kidding.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/19/toby-keith-praises-obama_n_119930.html

[OrbitOfOurOwn]

Oh, we will see about the impact to Miley/Hannah in our house. The TV just got blocked when Hannah Montana comes on. And the HM toys being requested for this Christ.mas just got cut for something else. I encourage others to join.

Now, what do I replace the HM toys with? Maybe that "I R A Polatishun" coloring book that Pa.lin is writing...

[MJinCanada]

How about the complete set of Harry Potter books or movies instead? Or some of Terry Pratchett's books? They look like silly fantasy, but they are really wickedly sharp social and political commentary. For kids, I'd recommend "The Wee Free Men" and "A Hat Full of Sky", both about a young girl who becomes a witch because someone sensible has to take responsibility and deal with bad things most people don't want to believe in.

[wndrwrthg]

Losers all.

[TaylorB95]

Wow...wish I had the beer vender contract...whoever that is will make a freakin' bundle!

[ErnestineBass]

Dixie Beer. heh heh

[shengirl]

"Freedom" from what, exactly? Functioning brain cells?

[txgal44]

Don't you just love the way Hannity throws that word "freedom" around. I think he means freedom form blacks, hispanics, asians and anyone else who doesn't look like him. He can have Cyrus. Horrible singer. I hope the Obama girls stay away from him and his funny looking daughter.