Dickipedia: Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Dickipedia:
Elisabeth Hasselbeck (née Filarski; born May 28, 1977) is a former reality show contestant--not even the winner, mind you, or even the runner-up--who somehow became co-host of one of the most popular daytime talk shows of all time, and a dick. Though not especially well informed, Hasselbeck is, nonetheless, an irritatingly vocal supporter of conservative viewpoints. Also, she bears a striking resemblance to one of those "It's a Small World" animatronic robots they have at Disneyland, if those robots were programmed by Sean Hannity.





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Dickipedia | 11/19/08