Late Night Jokes Of The Week: Biden's Hair, Lieberman's Punishment, Auto Bailout & More

This week in the best of late night jokes, Conan O'Brien pokes fun at Joe Biden's hair, Jay Leno comments on bank failures, Stephen Colbert analyzes Joe Lieberman's punishment, Jon Stewart discusses the auto bailout, and David Letterman brings more in a dwindling supply of Great Moments in Presidential Speeches.

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[Inthematrix]

Just 2 more months people!
http://inthematrix.wordpress.com/2008/11/23/senior-adult-choir-hip-hop/

[Catfish1968]

wait 'til you see what Bush is going to do to Major League Baseball.

[veggiehead]

God bless John Stewart and Letterman!

[kothian1]

And these are the same people losing sleep that Obama might re-instate the "Fainess Doctrine"? I think the comedy writers at Fox are just stumping for a new job over at CBS.

[roysmom]

I like to keep abreast of the rantings of demented republicans so I check out FOX news website quite a bit. Hey it's fun but you have to have a strong stomach.

Greta Van Susteren is calling for the end of Palin jokes by Dave Lettermen. He recently made Palin jokes two nights in a row so she is calling for all FOX viewers to let their feelings be known and she will send their comments on to Dave.

Huffington Post folks may want to add their two cents in the advice being sent to Dave .

http://gretawire.foxnews.com/2008/11/21/do-you-have-a-message-for-david-letterman/

[HoraceOvidson]

And I'd like to call for the end of Greta Van Susteren jokes by my big brother Bob. There is just nothing funny about Greta.

[texastrixie]

Van Susteren still thinks she's a journalist - now there's a joke.

[GoVeg]

For all the people making fun of Bush, just remember who voted him into office, it's the ignorant people.

[aznurse]

The supreme court?

[OldKnute]

And the Judges say:

9.8,,, 9.7,,,, 9.9,,,, 10.0,,, for Aznurse!

The winner!

All the best

Knute

[StrategicThinker]

The media put Bush in office TWICE by keeping the truth from the people about the theft both the 2000 and 2004 elections.

If you'd have recounted all of Florida, according to the Miami Herald, Gore would have won the State of Florida by "AT LEAST" 20,000 votes. If you remember, as soon as the polls closed in Florida in 2000, the state was called by CNN for Gore...bec­ause it really wasn't close at all, as 20,000 votes prove. Then you remember that in one County, one of the machines TOOK 16,000 VOTES away from Gore, even though I don't know if that was pre- or post-state­-being-cal­led-for-Go­re.

[brooklyncitizen]

the media, the top 1% ,the stupid, the supreme court and satan are all behind Bush's two terms in office.

however I don't buy that people were duped....m­any of us didn't vote for him and campaigned against his election, and we didn't fall for that WMD crap as reason to invade Iraq.

[adzeman]

I wonder if bush has a brain disorder? I saw a debate clip from his days as Texas governor and he spoke English, and managed to walk without a leash.

[psy]

1 word: cocaine

[pakiman]

...it's a hell of a drug

[brooklyncitizen]

He wasn't the brightest and add to that cocaine and alcohol abuse and really your brain doesn't stand a chance. Lucky us.

[PDXTransplant]

More Jokes of the Week: Ann Coulter and her conservative friends come out with this new 2009 calendar called "Pretty In Mink" - You may want to protect your eyes...

Following in the tradition of past calendars from the Luce Policy Institute, Pretty in Mink celebrates smart, conservative women role models ... with flair.

http://www.cblpi.org/calendar/

The Players

Miss January — Kellyanne Conway
Miss February — Star Parker
Miss March – Susan Phalen
Miss April – Nonie Darwish
Miss May – Mary Katharine Ham
Miss June – Michelle Malkin
Miss July – Amanda Carpenter
Miss August – Sandy Liddy Bourne
Miss September – Ann Coulter
Miss October – Kate Obenshain
Miss November – Miriam Grossman, M.D.
Miss December – Clare Boothe Luce

[adzeman]

Were thay all rubbing their lucky wolf feet, while wearing animal skins?

[leftcoastliberal]

I suspect that were Clare Boothe Luce alive she would be utterly revolted by her co-pin ups.

[kothian1]

Nice that Ann chose a pose to accentuate that Adam's apple. Woof.

[Gaia Terra7]

Jon Stewart as usual, Nailed It!. Who knows when you might have to tow a plane!

[Bubba Gump]

$25 Billion well spent! (Not.) Now if the American auto industry could figure out how to make a profit so the American taxpayers won't have to continue to tow their companies.­...

[boing007]

Bring back Vaudeville.

[HoraceOvidson]

Vaudeville died in Vaudeville.

[boing007]

Bushisms will probably be offered on DVDs one of these days on some late night TV show.
Rated PG.

[speakyourmind]

I can NEVER get tired of these....!

[instagladiator]

Close Encounter of the xxth Kind

SP: "Hiya!"

GWB: "Howdie. U look jest like ya due awn thet video ah sawr on, uhh, errr (pause)...­. you tube."

SP: (giggle giggle) "No I don't tube but the video you must be tawking about must be the one with Todd (pause giggle-giggle) and he was shoving them ole turkeys right down that there thing!" (wink wink)

GWB: "Andy was shoving those turkeys down that thing? Who's Andy?"

SP: (look of confusion) "Oh Andy. He was an old high school flame, but he didn't amount to much."

GWB: (look of confusion) "Buddy didn't amount to much? Who's Buddy?"

SP: (bewilderment) "Buddy was my playmate in the 12th grade. I really don't know (pause think think think)... how he graduated.­"

GWB: (more confusion) "Howie graduated from where?"

SP: (blank stare into infinity) "I think Howie graduated last in his class at the Naval Acadamy. We often wondered (pause giggle giggle) will he ever make it."

GWB: (confusion deepens) "What is Willy going to make?"

SP: (natural empty headed stare)

(moment of silence)
(another moment of silence)
(still more silence)

SP: "Who's Willy"

GWB: "Oh Willy. He's my pet goat."

and so it goes.....

[conscioushope]

So funny.....­!!

Like the old comedic routine of .....

Who's on first?

[MomfromTexas]

Oh, I am so going to miss Presidential speeches. Here's a compilation, just for fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xRHtxEUFq0&feature=related

[Lotus19]

These are hilarious

[DogTown]

He can't leave soon enough....

[Oldbuck]

The funniest thing I every seen laying in floor laughing

[eden4barack08]

I can't believe we endured 8 years with this clown. I'll laugh on Jan 20th.

[Swaha]

I think George Bush is really the third Smothers Brother.

[GeoLee]

Tommy and Dick were smart. I was going to sayy George was no Tommy or Dick, but then I realized I would be telling only a half truth after all.

[harriscrl3]

I'm definitely going to miss the great moments in Presidential history. Perhaps Letterman will have a new one after janurary 20

Carol

[AERO]

Don't worry, Dubya produced enough idiotic material to get Dave through the next 8 years.

[4wehttam]

I'm going to miss that one too. Only thing Bush was good for.