Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut: Report

Ann Coulter may be completely silenced, at least for a while.

If the New York Post's Page Six report is true, Coulter broke her jaw and her mouth is wired shut:

WE HEAR...THAT although we didn't think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reaction- ary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut...

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Comments

[DickClark]

Won't believe it till I see it....Sounds like a Coulter deliberate leak to promote her book....

[VSamuels]

The issue isn't Coulter's mouth, its that pea brain which houses her poisonous nonsense. She still is quite capable of writing and typing at Townhall, where I imagine few will notice her temporary condition.

Coulter, like Hillary Clinton offers drama, theatre and the possibility of a real live train wreck, she is the perfect fit for a media that no longer reports the news, but instead seeks 'freaks' to titilate the senses in soundbites. Only when the corporate media regains its sense of duty to the American people will those like Coulter be banished to the trashbin, and the voices of the people can again be championed by journalists.

Hopefully, the seriousness of an Obama administration will carry over to re-making the media back into the needed institution it once was. In this place, no clowns are needed, even those who are blue eyed, blond and sporting a degree from Yale!

[Mike Papantonio - Huffpost Blogger]

GoLeft did a segment on this story this morning - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tdvB-IChdA

[MedinaM]

That was an awesome video!

[UFGator4Obama]

Well done.

[DS3M]

That's a lot of wire...

Man sized gauge, too...

[Thunderation]

best birthday present ever. Thank you.

[johnie2xs]

Is there the slightest possibility that this was a government mandate by which this stellar thing
happened? I know, free speech and all. But can't we bend the rules a teeney, teeney bit? Huh! Huh!

[MsLiz]

Does anyone know how Coulter's jaw was broken? The only case I ever knew was a man who faught with his wife's ex-husband. I guess it could happen in a car wreck. That would have resulted in a police report, so we would probably have read about that.

It's Karma.

[iRob08]

Chicken wire for the chickenhawk...

[MarkBoston]

This news is rather poetic .. for a woman who spews sewerage when her mouth is open , now has it wired shut ... How bloody perfect !! She makes her whole living on being filthy.

[SailFree]

Vile hysteria. She is factually and logically quite correct. Do you have some actual, substantive examples to support your potty-mouth remarks?

[WilliamJames54]

Hey Dude or Dudette,

The google can be your friend:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Ann+Coulter%2C+lies&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=

[Elrancho2]

If you really think Coulter ever gets it right then you must be as miserably demented as she is. The Ann Coulters of this world contribute nothing but hate, resentment and delusions of sophistication - and sophisticated she is NOT. She is nothing more than a spiteful hack who's made a career and a huge amount of money by spewing bile to those who enjoy the taste of bile.

[SaulBloodworth]

Yeah - especially when she is talking about her love affair with Timmy McVeigh

[DueTruthinesss]

How about when she referred to Canada's troop deployment in Vietnam? Oh wait, Canada never deployed troops to Vietnam. Sorry Ann, that only happened in your make-believe world.
http://atheism.about.com/b/2005/02/09/ann-coulter-vietnam.htm

[zizizzi]

Ann Coulter can't talk?

Ahhh something to truly be thankful for...

[CAMBEL]

Oh come on those of you posting here....this one is too easy, I mean the jokes write themselves. ;)

[katherine2]

It could be said that Ann Coulter has lost her bite for the time being. But then she'll have plenty to chew on while she's recuperating, so she should come out of it more vociferous than ever.

[iRob08]

For now, I think that if she can't type her words as fast as she talks, her head will explode from so much hatred building up inside.

[artistic kelly]

Well, there IS an old saying ... what goes around, comes around. I do not wish any physical or emotional or mental distress or pain on anybody. That being said, could it be that she is reaping what she sowed by being so mean to people who are different than she? Could it be that she is receiving her reward or come-uppance for all the bigotry that she has let flow from her mouth over the years? Maybe it's the laws of karma. Or perhaps her negativity brought the forces in the cosmos upon her to do this to herself. There's so many ways to look at this. In any case, I hope she recovers. And finally, I beg to question, will she learn anything from the experience?

[negotiatethis]

this is what my daddy would call, "natural consequences."

[adamlamas]

My instincts tell me this has less to do with a broken jaw and more to do with the eating disorder she clearly wrestles with.

[SailFree]

You would have to explain how wiring her jaw shut would HELP an eating disorder for your "instinct" to make sense.

[DeanThoreau]

Well wired jaws would make it a tad difficult to shove your fingers down your throat.

[DueTruthinesss]

I'll try and spell it out for you. Jaw wired shut means cannot open mouth. Cannot open mouth means cannot eat food. Cannot eat food means loss of weight. The desire for weight-loss in an already skinny person denotes an eating disorder. Are you starting to get the picture yet or will you need a diagram?