Dickipedia: Greta Van Susteren

Dickipedia:

Greta Van Susteren (born June 11, 1954) is a lawyer turned journalist, journalist turned TV personality, TV personality turned babbling idiot in the presence of a barracuda, and a dick. She is also one of the leading causes of Palinitis, an inflammatory condition in which the sufferer just cannot seem to rid his or her consciousness of a certain northern governor with a penchant for Manolos and moose chili. Symptoms include general irritation, intestinal discomfort, and the sudden urge to go out and buy a pair of rimless glasses. As of yet, no known cure exists.

Greta Van Susteren currently appears on the Fox News Channel. That fact alone is enough to make her a dick. In legal terms, this is referred to as dick ipsa loquitir, or "the dick speaks for itself."

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Comments

[bluejoewho]

Alan Colmes and Gretta, perfect match.

[candy1710]

Greta is to journalism what the WWE are to mainstream sports. Maury will win a Pulitzer before Greta ever does.

[LRM216]

I love Greta and her show and thought this piece was hilarious. Am surprised (and a bit disappointed) to find out she is a Scientologist.

[BeakyBuzzard]

Someone take this hideous picture down already!

[Horst]

Ok she believes in the Scientology nuttiness and works for a disreputable "news" agency...she is the undisputed world authority on Aruban jurisprudence.

[madtom]

The work she does, enthusiastically, for Faux News is a lot uglier than she is, so it's only fair to bash her for ANY reason at all. She's another Rush Limbaugh.

And a Scientologist too! For that alone you have to question her intelligence and sanity.

Her only accomplishment has been to embarrass two professions -- law and journalism -- in a single lifetime.

"What's the ugliest part of your body?
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your toes
Some say your nose
But I think it's your mind."

-- Frank Zappa

[jojojo]

When it's a female, it should of course be "C***ipedia."

[carsntrucks]

HuffPo? Seriously. You guys need to take down this picture of Greta Man Susteren. It's starting to bother me.

[Classof89]

Thank you.

[DavidMiscav]

She did not have plastic surgery. She looks better now because she has removed all the body thetans that made her ugly. Too bad Faux News didn't air the whole interview:
http://forum.exscn.net/showthread.php?t=8563

[SonyaInTx]

She had a face lift and bleach job done to her hair years ago. Why drag up this old picture?

[Xavieer]

Man what a HOMELY broad.........I guess this what happens to women that agree to work for Fixed Nutz Knews..........

[bioluminescence]

Like/dislike, approve/disapprove/ Ms. Van Sustern is not the point. One wonders why this website ran this adolescent, mean-spirited piece? Are they trying to expand the marketing base by attracting those who like this kind of invective? My guess is yes. But they risk alienating an audience who had hoped this site would be about illumination not titillation.

[flyingmonkey]

There should be a section in Dickepedia for the people who publish this crap.

[iamasocialist]

hahahaha: "James Carville dressed in drag might give her a run for her money."

[iamasocialist]

Greta is ugly. How did they give her a show?!

[iamasocialist]

"Greta Van Susteren currently appears on the Fox News Channel. That fact alone is enough to make her a d i c k."