236: The Recession: 6 Ways To Seriously Lose Your Sh*t

Hey, currently unemployed American! Your suspicions were right. Not only is our economy in a recession, but it has been for a whole freaking year already!

The key question every American should be asking himself is, of course, "When should I begin huddling in my own basement with nothing but bottles of urine and a pistol with a single bullet in the chamber?" Slow down, buddy. Yes, there is reason to panic, but you don't want to jump the gun. To react appropriately to the decline of our economy, simply refer to our new Financial Planning Guide below. It's an easy, six-point plan for dealing carefully and smartly with the economic recession.

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