The Kutcher-Moore-Willis Christmas Plans

Buried in Liz Smiths' column today are the Christmas plans of the extended Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Bruce Willis clan. The family just spent Thanksgiving together in France to celebrate daughter Scout's debut.

DYSFUNCTIONAL families function by their own rules, and one of the best is the arrangement of formerly wed Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. They will celebrate Christmas together with her husband, Ashton Kutcher, 30, and the good-looking girlfriend of Bruce - Emma Heming, 30.

"We had an unconventional Thanksgiving, and we will all be together for Christmas as well with our three daughters. I think the key with any past is that you recognize and hold on to what you loved and what you gained and you don't attach yourself to what you've lost," says Demi. She just opened a movie called "Flawless" in London.

Comments

[bioluminescence]

I just have one question: who wrote the script for their lives, John Irving? Does this confluenced family have daughters named Lilly and Egg?, a dog named Sorrow, friends named Freud, Iowa Bob and Suzie the Bear? If so, this is a take on reality-TV, the reality-novel: the sequel to Hotel New Hampshire.

[MissingAmerica]

I applaud these couples for the amazing way they live their lives without animosity or bitterness, and remaining close for the children. We could all take a page from their book.

[neurologymatters]

The family is to be commended for putting their children first.

[frost12]

WHAT HAPPENED BRUCIE; TURNED CUCKOLD? GO STUMP FOR YOUR BOY, BUSH

[mick7191]

What a freak show.

[11907281]

I smell a fourway !!!

[Tulka2]

Dysfunctional? Demi Moore looks like she has it all together and is providing an excellent role model for her daughters. She has an wonderful, funny, old husband and the cutest young man in the world loves her too?! You go, Demi! I want to read the book! Make it a "How to" please.

[lovsn12b]

All I want for Christmas is ASHTON KUTCHER - he is a doll and cheers me up ALWAYS when I see him on T.V. - take MY picture ASHTON.

[Phattee]

Geez. And I thought I was progressive.

[livesbythec]

Good for them!

[Agentlady007]

Demi is Scorpio sun sign, like my mother. She doesn't really care about make up...and this is why I think she is so famous. Her natural beauty shines through...­and always will.


She is selfish if you look better than her, but if you know your own self, she immediately relates to you. She is so smart, it is unbelievable, really. She is a teacher IMO of how to be almost perfect.

[lmvd3]

It's a little scary that you know all that.

[leftbehind2000]

Demi's alias.

[Promise]

"Her natural beauty shines through." Do you know how much plastic surgery this woman has had?!

[rzan1]

Flawless just opened? I saw it on video two months ago. Kind of a good movie, Michael Caine is also in it.

[Imzadi]

Zzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzz­zzz.

[htd2009]

Is Bruce chaperoning while Ashton bangs his ex wife? C'mon, dude.

[JaniceG]

Am I the only one who saw that Ashton Kutcher and Bruce Willis's girlfriend are the same age and immediately pictured a romantic comedy where the two of them fall in love at this Xmas gathering? :->

[missjabez]

You're very imaginative. Yes, it could happen.

[leftbehind2000]

Which one's his girlfriend? The one in blue?

[ENK727]

Ummm that's their youngest daughter, Tallulah Bell I believe... lol...

[skunky93]

hahaha i said the same thing to my boyfriend ....gosh, that would be crushing. I think if I were Demi I would probably hate being the older woman. sigh...it'­s life though...

[missjabez]

I am glad they are all getting along. They seem to genuinely enjoy each other's company.