SNL: Jizz In My Pants Digital Short, Boy George, Plaxico, John Malkovich And More (VIDEO)

John Malkovich hosted a new "Saturday Night Live" with musical guest TI and Amy Poehler returned to her seat in the Weekend Update anchor seat and her Hillary Clinton impression, Clinton skit here, just six weeks after having baby Archie.

The show featured two new Digital Shorts. The later-airing of the two now comes with an online warning from NBC that it may not be suitable for younger viewers. A hilariously crude new song "Jizz In My Pants" veers into "Dick in a Box" territory and has cameos by Molly Sims, Jamie-Lynne Sigler and Justin Timberlake. (Molly Sims talked about doing the jizz video with E!)

Sample lyric:
"It's your fault, you were rubbing my butt. I'm very sensitive, some would say it's a plus."

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During Weekend Update, Fred Armisen played Boy George addressing his conviction on beating a male escort with a chain.

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Keenan Thompson appeared as Plaxico Burress and gave some advice on carrying a weapon, and again accidentally shot himself.

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Andy Samberg played child author with advice on how to close women. "They all look the same with the lights off!" and "Girls love cocaine! Especially white girls."

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Armisen played cool cat Obama. "No matter the circumstances, I am going to keep it cool."

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John Malkovich's monologue featured a Christmas reading.

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Malkovich also played himself, unable to speak the language, with Italian interview Vinnie.

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Jizz in My Pants is also on YouTube, rare for an SNL clip

Comments

[whateverlolawants]

These are all pretty funny. Boy George and JIMP made me laugh really hard... you know, people like to trash SNL, and sure it has its duds, but on the whole, I've always enjoyed it. They are definitely having a great season, too.

[stockholder5]

They're getting better every week.

[prashiv]

Most of the guys in the SNL cast are right up there but where are the ladies (apart from AP & KW)!!! Poor Keenan Thompson has to play the black lady's role. SNL needs a Maya Rudolph.

[ctekin]

Armisen was the star of this show. His Boy George was brilliant. "There is nothing wrong with that is there?"

[donveylindsey]

people still watch that xshow

[lolyla]

Fred Armisen has been practicing! Great job, Fred. Hopefully, you'll be secure in your presidential parody job for another eight years.

[JeremyO]

Why can't the rest of the show be this good?

[MSMSucksCom]

As to last week's show, the Christmas reading was hilarious, something only Malkovich could pull off because of the way he did it.

And Fred Armisen's Boy George was done especially well. I am not an authority on British accents, but he sure sounded Brit to me. And the way he kept saying "nothing wrong with that, waiting for approval and agreement that his bizarre behavior was OK, man that had me LOL.

All in all a very funny show considering they had to follow Tina Fey's bits, that were a hard act to follow.

[MSMSucksCom]

SNL has done really great on the political parody bits. Hats off to everyone on the cast who made me laugh and laugh at an otherwise very serious election. The bit were spot on.

I guess I am like everyone else, the Tina Fey Palin skits were the best stuff I have seen on SNL, in years.

If I had to pick the best spots of all of them, I'd go with the Hillary/Obama 3:00 am call and the Biden/Palin debate.

Those will go into my permanent video file.

Of course I can laugh because we won the election and Palin has to stay penned up in AK.

SNL better not mock Obama too much. He will be one of America's greatest Presidents so I don't want SNL to go down in history by being mean to him. I guess they can poke a little fun at his smoking [a habit he still can't break] and some other harmless stuff.

The Clintons, of course, are always fair game. I think even they get a kick out of the SNL bits.

[Dandrea]

Last week's show was the best! I wasted a lot of time looking for Kristen Wiig's Shannon the sexy office girl video - they didn't have it on the web site. They also didn't have the Fred Armisen's butt strip video either. SNL's web site stinks.

[MSMSucksCom]

I think they have to be careful on the website because unlike late evening, kids might have access to the Web stuff.

[i approve this message]

The writeup scared me for a second there. I thought the hyperlink on "having" baby Archie would go to Poehler's baby delivery.

[BN2112]

Sometimes I'm not sure why I torture myself hoping SNL will redeem itself with actual humor, but this week it did for a fleeting moment. John Malkovich's reading of the Night Before Christmas was comic genius.

[shastaman]

For 30+ years SNL has attemptted to give us humor and late night entertainment. For 30+ years they have sometimes managed to hit the target spot on. Mostly they are an exercise in endurance. but weekend update keeps me coming back and that Paliin rapp that the A PO did busted my stiches. I have watched since Loren Michaels portrayed Mike douglass sticking knitting needles in his eyes! 1975
They continue to try new personneland it can't be easy to keep em coming. Still I'm waiting to see where Andy Sandberg is gonna go

[IDIOTA]

What ruined the Palin rap was the fact that Palin was in it. Her "raising the roof" demeanor was way off.

[Cent]

No way...that made it better! She was sitting there looking like an idiot, not realizing she was being mocked.

[SevereTireDamage]

Actually, It was Michael O'Donohue (sp?) that did the "knitting-needles-in-my-eye" bit...

[Fredo777]

haha

Lighten up, people.

JIMP might not be Emmy-winning, but it was funny. Rhyming "sawr a film" with "horror film"? Come on. That's good stuff.

Also, considering the way music is going these days, the subject matter isn't that far off from some of the actual music vids playing. The accents were just gravy. No pun intended.

[happyCows]

I agree--I laughed out loud at the horror film part. They actually come up with some really awesome rhymes!

[duckcrackers]

Ernest Borgnine rates this digital short as a winner.