236.com: How To Get Through A Blagversation: 9 Things To Say About Blago

01/11/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

The Rod Blagojevich -- it was the greatest thing ever! For two days. And now? Now we're tired of it. At least the Republican scandals involved closeted gay sex. Maybe it'll come out that Blagojevich and Fitzgerald are having an affair. Hey, we can dream, can't we? But even though the initial burst of newsfatuation is over and the scandal is now in the long slog stage, it's still going to be a topic of conversation at your office holiday party. But given that pretty much everybody is going to be laid off soon, what you really want to do at these parties is finally sleep with your co-worker or steal the good office furniture before someone else does (note: Aeron chairs really seem to keep their resale value).

So to help you go through the motions while you keep your eye on the prize, here's nine lines to help you bs your way through a Blagojevich conversation...

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