01/16/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Chest Hair Is Trendy Again

Ever since Adam caught Eve checking out that snake, men have spent way too much time worrying about the appearance of their manhood. What's more important, the size of the wave or the motion of the ocean? Well, I'm here to make a bunch of men more neurotic by telling you the answer is none of the above. As far as I'm concerned, the real signifier of masculinity lies in another area entirely: chest hair. And it's making a comeback.

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