Scarlett Johansson Puts Her Snot On eBay (VIDEO)

Scarlett Johansson showed up on Leno Wednesday with a bad cold she says she caught from "The Spirit" costar Samuel L. Jackson.

With a nasal voice and a throaty voice, Johansson said she thinks her cold, as it's a celebrity cold from Jackson, has value. Leno decided to help monetize the germs.

Johansson gave a tissue a honking blow and bagged it for Leno to put on ebay for the charity USA Harvest.

"And you got some lipstick. And snot!"

She signed the bag and the auction can be found here. Bids at 9 am topped $2,025.

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[txcowboy77]

Addendum to previous ad: those were typos. I am very smart and also offer a paternity service.

[txcowboy77]

I am carrying Jane Fonda's herpes virus. I will have it for live. It can only be transmitted in person. I will see for cash. I will only sell to female customers of legal age, price negotiable.

[MyGuyO]

I watched this segment the other night and thought it the most repulsive thing.
Is this all that late night TV has to talk about. Both Scarlett and Jay should be ashamed of themselves with this low class talking segment.
Scarlett and Jay were just playing to one another to get laughs and see how far it would go, and it just flopped. Who in their right mind would buy this "stuff" on E-bay. Just the thought of it makes one sick.
Whatever happened to little missy innocent Scarlett since she came on the scene as the daughter in "Horse Whisperer?" She sure has changed.
I for one, do not like her attitude.

[whit4brains]

Does ebay let people auction body fluids? That's gross!

[cloudmaker]

Well, there go twenty million male fantasies about Scarlett.

[stockholder5]

disgusting....maybe next time she could put her dodo on ebay. W-T-F can't she just give a couple of million to a reputable charity for medical research.

[Idablu]

Gag

[michaelsr67]

Umm...this might be illegal. It's a biohazard after all.

[Uosdwis]

That was an awful hairdo, if nothing else.

[MyGuyO]

Agree. What happened to her blonde hair? Scarlett was not a bit attractive looking This hairdo made her look very matronly for such a young woman, not to mention that get up she was wearing. Ugh. She will never make a top ten list of best dressed.

[rbryanh]

Famous people are so much better than us. They're so beautiful, so important... everything they say, everything they do... it's all just so wonderful and remarkable. Their marriages, their families... Even their snot is better than ours.

I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't see these wonderful pictures, and the text and comments that tell me what to think and how to feel about it all. My life is nothing. I'm fat and ugly, my husband is stupid and mean, my children are horrible... None of us are real. I hate us. We're nothing. We're garbage. If we were really alive, we'd kill ourselves.

This Christmas, I'm just so grateful to the beautiful, smart celebrities who let us shared in their marvelous lives. I want to know where Scarlett buys her handkerchiefs so that I can have some some just like hers. I'm going to have my hair done blond like hers and get a dress just like that one. I'll look stupid but it doesn't matter. I'm going to get tuberculosis so that I can cough up blood. I'm not pretty or smart, but maybe, if I get sick enough, Jay will smile at me and everyone will clap and just for a moment I'll be real.

[Scottso]

Wow. That post was even more creepy than the thought of people bidding on snot. Nice work.

[robertjames]

Amen.

[AndyDandy]

The funny thing is alot of ppl do think that way. Or atleast ppl think celebs are interesting enough to waste their time on gossip websites and waste their money on gossip magazines.

[ShanniC]

Eeeww. That is nasty. Who would want her snot?!

[bwaynester]

scarlett, you look terrible. who is giving you advice?, and get that thing off your head. it looks like it mated with trump and gave birth on your scalp

[DrPhil]

I'd watch that before I ever watched her act again.

[panurse]

$2K? OMG

[panurse]

that was pretty gross....who's idea was that>??