Wildlife Experts Ponder Gender of Santa's Reindeer

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BETSY BLANEY | December 19, 2008 05:38 AM EST | AP

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In this Sunday, Nov. 25, 2007 file photo, the original Santa Claus and Rudolph puppets from the TV special "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer," are seen on display at the Time and Space Toys booth during the Mid-Ohio-Con comic book convention in Columbus, Ohio. There may be a perfectly good reason why Santa doesn't get lost on his annual Christmas globetrot: His fictional flying reindeer just might be females who don't mind stopping for directions. (AP Photo/Paul Vernon)

LUBBOCK, Texas — There may be a perfectly good reason why Santa doesn't get lost on his annual Christmas globetrot: His flying reindeer just might be female and don't mind stopping for directions.

The gender of Rudolph and his or her sleigh-hauling friends _ the subject of goofy Internet chatter every year around this time _ is now being pondered by renowned wildlife experts at Texas A&M University.

"Santa's reindeers were really females, most likely," said Alice Blue-McLendon, a veterinary medicine professor specializing in deer who cites the depictions of Santa's helpers with antlers as the primary evidence. It turns out reindeer grow antlers regardless of gender, and most bulls typically shed their fuzzy protrusions before Christmas.

But Santa's sleigh helpers might also be castrated males, known as steers, said Greg Finstad, who manages the Reindeer Research Program at the University of Alaska Fairbanks.

Young steers finish shedding their antlers in February and March, just as non-expecting females do. Bulls generally lose theirs before Christmas, while expectant mothers retain their antlers until calves are birthed in the spring. This allows them to protect food resources through harsh weather and to have enough for developing fetuses, he said.

Sledders most often use steers because they maintain their body condition throughout the winter, he said. Bulls are tuckered out from rutting season when they mate with as many as a dozen females in the months leading up to December. That leaves them depleted and too lean to pull a sleigh or sled through heavy snows, Finstad said.

Many females are pregnant after rutting season, which lasts from summer and into the fall. That would mean long hours of backbreaking work for an expecting Rudolph, as well as Donner, Blitzen, Cupid, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen.

"You don't hook up your pregnant females to a sled," Finstad said. "That is not good animal husbandry."

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But other aaspects of the Christmas story support the all-girl sleigh team theory, Blue-McLendon said.

For example, would a boy reindeer really sport a shiny red nose that almost glows?

"Females like accessories," said Blue-McLendon, who in 2003 led the school's cloning of a white-tailed deer. "I think that fits because females like bling. We like shiny stuff."

As for the reindeer games, forget the rough antler-smashing stuff. Blue-McLendon suggests a female Rudolph would be more up for "games of wit."

And as for the name, Rudolph could certainly still work.

"Why not?" Blue-McLendon said. "I know women named Charlie."

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On the Net:

Reindeer Research Program in Alaska: http://reindeer.salrm.uaf.edu/about_reindeer

Texas A&M University, College of Veterinary Medicine: http://www.cvm.tamu.edu

LUBBOCK, Texas — There may be a perfectly good reason why Santa doesn't get lost on his annual Christmas globetrot: His flying reindeer just might be female and don't mind stopping for direction...
LUBBOCK, Texas — There may be a perfectly good reason why Santa doesn't get lost on his annual Christmas globetrot: His flying reindeer just might be female and don't mind stopping for direction...
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- Toonadude I'm a Fan of Toonadude 15 fans permalink

Based on the rationale presented, here I'd say the reindeer are all female and all lesbians.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:03 AM on 12/20/2008
- krabby I'm a Fan of krabby 5 fans permalink

And they're really, really mad at Obama for picking Rick Warren to give the invocation!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:48 AM on 12/20/2008
- larry278 I'm a Fan of larry278 43 fans permalink

Since Santa's deer don't have gender specific names, I'll stick to not caring if they are boys or gitls. It the Aggies have fun with their guessing, let them guess. I'll stick to legend & tradition till 3 Kings day. Then it's back to the real world's rat race & daily grind--if I feel like it. I'm retired. I have that choice.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:01 AM on 12/20/2008

Texas A&M, huh? Tax dollars at work.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:23 PM on 12/19/2008

No! I am pretty sure that Santa's reindeer are all males, because on Christmas Eve all the female reindeer go into town and blow a few Bucks.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:02 PM on 12/19/2008
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For example, would a boy reindeer really sport a shiny red nose that almost glows? - YES. Anyone else having something to bring to the table?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:43 PM on 12/19/2008

That needed pondering?!?!?! It is a well known fact that ONLY FEMALE reindeer grow antlers. One silly song writer makes an assumption some years back and all science is thrown out the window so now ppl get offended if anyone were to even suggest a Fictional Flying Reindeer were female. Sigh.

But of course y'all know why that liitle angel is on the the top of the tree..."i know your busy Santa but where'd you want this tree?"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:27 PM on 12/19/2008
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Ply them with eggnog and when they fall asleep, flip them over - geez, it's not rocket science!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:15 PM on 12/19/2008
- getalong I'm a Fan of getalong 5 fans permalink
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'Rudolf the castrated Reindeer.'
'Had a little...'

(The key word being "had.")

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:42 PM on 12/19/2008
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Oh deer...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:53 PM on 12/19/2008

LOL!!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:33 PM on 12/19/2008

later they discussed if the vasectomy performed on the easter bunny was animal cruelty

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:35 PM on 12/19/2008

LOL!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:34 PM on 12/19/2008
- Big0725 I'm a Fan of Big0725 23 fans permalink
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Someone on the radio this morning brought up a great point about Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"s story.

Here's a youngster with a body abnormality that caused him to be shunned by both his peers and authority figures. Shunned so vigorously that he was precluded from any sort of a normal life. And then when the authority figure is in dire straights and his abnormality is the only thing that can save his business, he suddenly becomes worthy of being included?

What kind of story is this for a kid?

I'd love to re-write the ending. When Santa comes to Rudolph and asks him "Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?", I'd have little Rudy tell Santa to go pound sand and then have him describe in detail just how far up Santa's rear he can stick his sleigh and 8 reindeer!
Then Santa, being the noble capitalist that he is, takes off in the blizzard, unconcerned for the safety of his charges, flies into the side of a mountain killing him and his damn reindeer!

RE-WRITE THIS STORY

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:24 PM on 12/19/2008
- hamchunk I'm a Fan of hamchunk 19 fans permalink

"Young steers finish shedding their antlers in February and March..". WTF? Steers are ex-bulls (as in Bovine) sans a certain set of precious matching jewels enclosed in a velvety leather designer bag. (So much for "experts").

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:51 PM on 12/19/2008
- Big0725 I'm a Fan of Big0725 23 fans permalink
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You do understand that reindeer really don't fly, right?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:25 PM on 12/19/2008
- hamchunk I'm a Fan of hamchunk 19 fans permalink

NOPE!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:30 PM on 12/19/2008

They don't? Oh...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:42 PM on 12/20/2008
- RCLGuard I'm a Fan of RCLGuard 4 fans permalink

Wildlife Experts need a hobby.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:53 PM on 12/19/2008
- Syncoptic1 I'm a Fan of Syncoptic1 6 fans permalink
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WHEW! Glad we spent lots of time mulling THAT one over! Can we ask Paulson where the first 350 billion went now? And how about less irrelevant fluff on Huffington Post?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:36 PM on 12/19/2008
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I always assumed it was couples. I mean they are grouped together, and my childhood fantasy was that they were husband and wife, or I guess now: husband and wife, husband and husband, wife and wife or any other combination. Well, except for Rudolph, he or she is a kid-reindeer games.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:08 PM on 12/19/2008
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