Wildlife Experts Ponder Gender of Santa's Reindeer

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BETSY BLANEY | December 19, 2008 05:38 AM EST | AP

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In this Sunday, Nov. 25, 2007 file photo, the original Santa Claus and Rudolph puppets from the TV special "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer," are seen on display at the Time and Space Toys booth during the Mid-Ohio-Con comic book convention in Columbus, Ohio. There may be a perfectly good reason why Santa doesn't get lost on his annual Christmas globetrot: His fictional flying reindeer just might be females who don't mind stopping for directions. (AP Photo/Paul Vernon)

LUBBOCK, Texas — There may be a perfectly good reason why Santa doesn't get lost on his annual Christmas globetrot: His flying reindeer just might be female and don't mind stopping for directions.

The gender of Rudolph and his or her sleigh-hauling friends _ the subject of goofy Internet chatter every year around this time _ is now being pondered by renowned wildlife experts at Texas A&M University.

"Santa's reindeers were really females, most likely," said Alice Blue-McLendon, a veterinary medicine professor specializing in deer who cites the depictions of Santa's helpers with antlers as the primary evidence. It turns out reindeer grow antlers regardless of gender, and most bulls typically shed their fuzzy protrusions before Christmas.

But Santa's sleigh helpers might also be castrated males, known as steers, said Greg Finstad, who manages the Reindeer Research Program at the University of Alaska Fairbanks.

Young steers finish shedding their antlers in February and March, just as non-expecting females do. Bulls generally lose theirs before Christmas, while expectant mothers retain their antlers until calves are birthed in the spring. This allows them to protect food resources through harsh weather and to have enough for developing fetuses, he said.

Sledders most often use steers because they maintain their body condition throughout the winter, he said. Bulls are tuckered out from rutting season when they mate with as many as a dozen females in the months leading up to December. That leaves them depleted and too lean to pull a sleigh or sled through heavy snows, Finstad said.

Many females are pregnant after rutting season, which lasts from summer and into the fall. That would mean long hours of backbreaking work for an expecting Rudolph, as well as Donner, Blitzen, Cupid, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen.

"You don't hook up your pregnant females to a sled," Finstad said. "That is not good animal husbandry."

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But other aaspects of the Christmas story support the all-girl sleigh team theory, Blue-McLendon said.

For example, would a boy reindeer really sport a shiny red nose that almost glows?

"Females like accessories," said Blue-McLendon, who in 2003 led the school's cloning of a white-tailed deer. "I think that fits because females like bling. We like shiny stuff."

As for the reindeer games, forget the rough antler-smashing stuff. Blue-McLendon suggests a female Rudolph would be more up for "games of wit."

And as for the name, Rudolph could certainly still work.

"Why not?" Blue-McLendon said. "I know women named Charlie."

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On the Net:

Reindeer Research Program in Alaska: http://reindeer.salrm.uaf.edu/about_reindeer

Texas A&M University, College of Veterinary Medicine: http://www.cvm.tamu.edu

LUBBOCK, Texas — There may be a perfectly good reason why Santa doesn't get lost on his annual Christmas globetrot: His flying reindeer just might be female and don't mind stopping for direction...
LUBBOCK, Texas — There may be a perfectly good reason why Santa doesn't get lost on his annual Christmas globetrot: His flying reindeer just might be female and don't mind stopping for direction...
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- MyGoodMojo I'm a Fan of MyGoodMojo 10 fans permalink
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I'm unsure of the others, but Rudolph's as gay as pink ink!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:40 AM on 12/19/2008
- honeydiva I'm a Fan of honeydiva 19 fans permalink

dancer and prancer...hits the mark, as well.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:10 AM on 12/19/2008
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HAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD!! Thanks! I now have to get a new monitor and keyboard!! Also I have to get a new $1 sweet tea from Wendy's! THANKS! LOL

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:32 PM on 12/19/2008
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Vixen is their hag.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:43 PM on 12/19/2008
- gotovt I'm a Fan of gotovt 3 fans permalink

You know this study done with money from a republican ear mark.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:30 AM on 12/19/2008
- mathme I'm a Fan of mathme 32 fans permalink
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It's "Donder" not "Donner."
Donder = Thunder
Blitzen = Lightning

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:25 AM on 12/19/2008
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really?! I never knew that!! Wait are all the deers' names connected like that...dancer & pracener, donder & blitzen, Dasher and comet right? Hmmmm ive been enlightened....thanks math me!

wait where the h$ll did they get rudolph?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:35 PM on 12/19/2008
- Deesel I'm a Fan of Deesel 2 fans permalink

Donder and Blitzen are german words. Santa Claus is possibly based on Odin, one of the pagan Gods germanic tribes worshipped.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:35 PM on 12/19/2008
- Deesel I'm a Fan of Deesel 2 fans permalink

I need to amend my other post--Donder is Dutch for thunder, Donner is German.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:38 PM on 12/19/2008
- MajorKong I'm a Fan of MajorKong 425 fans permalink
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One day the FAA inspector showed up to give Santa his annual check-ride.

As they prepared for takeoff, Santa noticed that the inspector was carrying a 12-gauge shotgun.

"What's the shotgun for Inspector?"

"Well, I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're going to lose an engine on takeoff."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:19 AM on 12/19/2008
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Well, of course, Olive, the Other Reindeer is definitely female.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:13 AM on 12/19/2008

Best Xmas Tale EVER!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:31 PM on 12/19/2008

I hope the writers and readers will understand that not only are the reindeer fictitious, but also any idea that reindeer could express gender is rather misguided. Sex is a biological condition; gender is a set of expectations, peculiar to each person's culture, part of the ideology of personhood, regarding how persons of each sex (usually) ought to act and think of themselves. In that gender is a product of meaning-making humans, it follows that reindeer are incapable of having a "gender."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:59 AM on 12/19/2008
- BoVandy I'm a Fan of BoVandy 2 fans permalink

these experts understand that Santa's reindeer don't exist right?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:41 AM on 12/19/2008
- mathme I'm a Fan of mathme 32 fans permalink
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Shut up! :'((

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:26 AM on 12/19/2008

I think y'all ment College Station, Texas, because that's where A&M is located. Lubbock, Texas is home to Texas Tech University (who just shut-down 88.1 KTXT, a 47 year old college radio station, with no notice to the students or public.)

-Thanks for the 806 shout-out anyway!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:18 AM on 12/19/2008
- AxelDC I'm a Fan of AxelDC 94 fans permalink
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Are female reindeer more likely to fly?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:17 AM on 12/19/2008
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