Hef's Christmas Card: Bodypainted Twins (PHOTO)

Hugh Hefner has sent out his annual holiday card, and in 2008 the 82-year old doubled the Christmas cheer by posing with topless, bodypainted twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon in a photo on the front.

Hefner, 82, is in his standard uniform of silk robe and pajamas while the girls, 19, have pink paint and the word "hef" written across their chests and matching cloth shorts.

Hefner recently took up with the twins after splitting from his trio of "Girls Next Door" girlfriends Kendra, Holly and Bridget. Scroll down to see the twins' mugshot from a pre-Hef January battery arrest.

THE FRONT OF THE CARD:

THE INSIDE:


January mugshots for battery:

Comments

[bekhuff]

So painted but otherwise naked breasts of young women using and being used for sex are okay for public consumption, but images of women breastfeeding their babies (on their own Facebook pages, for instance, in the news this week) are not okay.

[Chlowina]

Bravo!!!!

[brooklyncitizen]

At least we were spared Hef with body paint....ugh.

[marsgeek]

Kanye West said it best... You go girl (or girls in this case).
Hef's world is all illusion and make believe.

[prostock69]

I don't blame Hef for his lifestyle. He has an endless assortment of girls he gets to pick from. If they weren't lining up down the road, throwing themselves at them, He wouldn't exist. It comes down to the They didn't have to. It was their choice. This "Girls Gone Wild" behavior that our young women have been inundated with starts in high school and continues on thru college. I'm a married woman with two young daughters. I'm also no prude and I'm no religious zealot. However, I wholeheartedly object to this type of behavior. I think it's a failure of the parents of not instilling self-worth and self-respect in their daughters. Just my opinion

[Intelligentia]

You said it best. Talikng about exploitation of young women. Hollywood glamorizes this filth so that they will always have an endless supply of "fresh meat", without which people in that sort of business would be forced to the unemployment line. The most callous aspect of it all is that they ride these young women to the ground. After they use these girls, they throw them away like trash, for a new batch of "fresh meat" lined up to replace the discarded ones. Parents cannot be blameless here. I see some of these parents out with there little daughters and I wonder whether these parents are actually sane, because of the clothes they have these children wearing. Hollywood capitalizes on these irresponsibility and glamorizes the filth, for these young gilrs to desire. As a result, rather than feel good about themselves and concentrate on education, these girls and young women want to assume a fictional identity that Hollywood created for them. If Americans do not come out against this, we will lose our young women to these sex predators!

[shastaman]

would you feel any different about H H if he had pronounced his opposition to Prop 8???

Look, What was the name of the 50's pin up girl that passed last week? She created her own noteriety before H H began publishing Playboy! It's entirely possible that she inspired H H to broaden the medium. In tribal days or other primitive cultures girls wer bartered for social position. Human evolution begins every generation! Parenting is only part of the situation. I have three daughters. Each raised with the same degree of hope and expectation, yet they each are so so different. The eldest has a degree in chemistry, the middle an accomplished artist and athlete, the third, athletic intelligent beautiful combative and contrarian,as well as materialistic. Any one af them could make their own decision to hook up with a partner with any multitude of means. We all are only as good as the observations of others and their expectations of us! H H has published entertaining and informative media for 50 years. simply put YA DON'T LIKE ABORTION? DON'T HAVE ONE!!! YA DON'T LIKE PLAYBOY? DON'T BUY IT!!!

Incidentally, recently I read LOLITA! Perhaps there is a neurochemical hard wire that we call memory that humans respond to!!! For Humbert Humbert The intoxication of love in his youth was like meth, and while he tried other forms to satisfy his hardwired addiction he was prone to biochemistry that betrayed his overrides. SAFE, CONCENTUAL, LEGAL! Beyond that WHATEVER?????

[DLSteinhardt]

Sadly, it starts WAY before high school.

[flowereater]

I was once an eighteen year old girl in Los Angeles having moved across country to be with a friend. These girls are the lucky ones. There are probably thousands every year that come to meet with the sleazy underbelly of Hollywood and are exploited without the chance (only the pretense) of fame or fortune. I wrote a song about it called Hollywood Sage.

I will not mourn the day he drops.

[Right-turn]

Those two are going to do him in, but it is a hell of a way to go!

[laborgrunt]

Hefner is totally disgusting!

[EricLightborn]

Are those real people or life-like statues? I am baffled. I think I might dissolve into a puddle on the floor if one of those girls came within one hundred feet of me. Impossible factors of physics keeping those 'bunnies' perky.

[Mitra]

The problem with Hefner's current relationship, and his past relationship with the Girls Next Door, is that there is an inherent inequity in them. These girls must share one man, while he gets to have more than one sex partner. In addition to that, they have to live by his rules. When he was with Holly, Kendra, and Bridget, there was a hierarchy in the relationship. Holly was the most "senior," being allowed to share a bedroom with Hefner.

[sempivirens]

I don't try to judge outside my paradigm. I respect Hef for keeping to his philosophy of bros before hoes, but I kinda think he effd up when he dumped Holly. She's just so freakin beautiful. Sexy and smart, and the other girls complimented her well.

[americansheep]

What will it be like when it ghoes (not misspelled) on sale...the neural download of Heff's brain, Volume I (1950 thru 1965)? They pickled, on one intended, Einstein's neurons but we will be smarter this time. DVD quality, quad squared, surround sound...uh­...uh...uh­...uh....F­orget Chern buy this and EXPERIENCE the BIG BANG.

[JeffersonState]

The one on the right is the cutest.

Of course her other one looks good too.

So do her sisters.

[sempivirens]

Shouldn't the picture read "Hef Post"?

[TomTheAlmostUgly]

I subscribed to "Playboy" for two years as a teenager. I got it just to read the articles, of course.

[gracie99]

Would most elderly men be embarrassed at such a frank admission of what it takes to get it up in old age?

[brooklyncitizen]

doesn't seem like it is much different than what it takes in young age.

[lockewasright]

So because these women have beauty and celebrate it they must be brainless and without personality?! That comment is either sour grapes or sexism (maybe both).

I am sorry if you have to go through your life sufferring the guilt and repression of a puritanical society. These ladies have gotten past it. Good for them.

[lolcopter]

you gotta admit, the mugshot was a nice touch

[walkaway]

I don't have a problem with beautiful naked girls...it's the thought of a nakie Hef in between them that gives me the willies (and I mean that in a bad way).

Images of painted on Depends are freakin' me out!

(; -o)

[Hardguy]

I'm sure they are every bit as brainy as his last girlfriends. Frankly I don't think brains enter into it. It wouldn't for me.

[grantlingel]

Hugh Hefner is the American dream.
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