Hef's Christmas Card: Bodypainted Twins (PHOTO)

Hugh Hefner has sent out his annual holiday card, and in 2008 the 82-year old doubled the Christmas cheer by posing with topless, bodypainted twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon in a photo on the front.

Hefner, 82, is in his standard uniform of silk robe and pajamas while the girls, 19, have pink paint and the word "hef" written across their chests and matching cloth shorts.

Hefner recently took up with the twins after splitting from his trio of "Girls Next Door" girlfriends Kendra, Holly and Bridget. Scroll down to see the twins' mugshot from a pre-Hef January battery arrest.

THE FRONT OF THE CARD:

THE INSIDE:


January mugshots for battery:

Comments

[greymom]

I wonder if the mothers and fathers of these girls, when they were born, ever thought that this would happen. They must be so proud.

[TomTheAlmostUgly]

"I wonder if the mothers and fathers of these girls, when they were born, ever thought that this would happen. They must be so proud."

The twins are legal adults. What's your point?

Males of the exact same age join the military so they can fight in Bushie's Vanity War. No one calls THEM "young and stupid."

[Zontar3]

Yes, many have called them young and stupid. Where have you been?

[Rendon76]

His point was that they're selling themselves out to that old creep and their parents must be ashamed. You took his point and went ever which way but loose on him.

[jowow]

He has lived some life!

[Tulka2]

What man wouldn't pose beside a couple of nubiles (brains and personalities not required, just the meat) and pretend he is still potent without blue pills...? King David, brought virgins in to keep him warm in bed at night... right?

[ouroborous]

I would assume that even when the flesh is no longer willing, we men will still want to surround ourselves with beauty.

[UtahLiberal435]

Ahhh, the negative comments...the transparent jealousy.

[lockewasright]

Agreed. Why our society insists that to be a beautiful young woman and not suffer puritanical guilt and repression over it must mean a moral failing or a mental innequity is something I will never understand. It's petty jealousy maybe.

Another thing that I will never get is why any male who appreciates any woman's attractiveness is immediately assumed by other women to be incapable of appreciating anything else about her. Again, petty jealousy maybe.

My wife, who is the best person that I have ever met, says that it's a damn good thing to be viewed sometimes as a sex object just as long as that is not all that I view her to be. She views me as a sex object from time to time too. The alternative is species extinction through failure to reproduce. I married her because of everything else that she is to me, so let's not have the infantile accusations that I devalue her or have no appreciation for her outside of our sexuality please.

[walkaway]

Too bad they didn't have Hef wear painted on Pajamas! Wouldn't that be sexy!

Creepy, Creepy, Creepy!

[Veeve]

Someone should tell Hef that he's getting a bit on the 'ripe' side.

[stanschurman]

Doesn`t Hefner realize he has become a joke. Does anyone really believe that he still cavorts twenty four-seven with 20 something wannabe starlets. He`s probably sleeping by 8:30 while his bevy of bimbos laugh about the old dude who thinks he`s still a stud.

[gevan]

He may be sleeping by 8:30, but I'll bet that 8:29 is a whole lot of some fun.

[vstar]

Thanks for censoring my comments HuffPo, keep on protecting and promoting old Hef.

[Whycee54]

Hugh Hefner has achieved much in liberating this anal country about sex and an appreciation of it. I give him his props. But now, pictures of this octogenarian with young girls borders very closely to looking like pedophilia. Its great that he can still do what he does and I commend him for it but for all the sickos out there, he looks like their poster child.

I luv ya Hef but we all get older and make that transition into the wiser man or woman not the punch line of a naughty joke.

[natasha12]

I love you hef..god bless you..taking a leaf from the mans book..heres something to make your chirstmas a whole lot funnier..by far the funniest christmas clip ive seen this season..
http://effinfunny.com/planet-unicorn/ep-6---xmas-special

[Heavy]

Hef deserves every penny he has made. He has had to endure such hardship and toil, the likes of which I can only speculate about. Can you imagine having to converse with these girls for so many decades. Day in, day out. "My makeup this..., my hair that..., I wan't a puppy sweater that looks like this...., blah blah blah endlessly. It is no wonder he didn't take the path of Hunter S. just to be freed of it.
Merry Christmas Hef,
and my deepest sympathies (cough)

[Heavy]

Correction. It is of great wonder why he didn't take the path Hunter S.
More coffee please

[speckitis]

Instead of "Football Season is Over", what would the title of Hef's note be?

[StephenJK]

They must be his body guards.

[cucumber]

Their parents must be so proud.

What's great grandad doing in the picture?

[rasputin999]

What a sad, sad old man, boy, that robe must really-STINK.
A poor old fool who can't even raise a smile.
This is what happens kids, if you stach naughty magazies under your bed.
Sit down you old fool and contemplete on your sad, sad, wasted life.
Happy Christmas Hef, but your old addled brain probably thinks it's Pancake Tuesday.
Sad-Sad-SAD!

[Tom Joad]

I'm pretty sure there's a reason this was posted on HuffPo. gotta be a reason...

[PatA]

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Why is it only ugly women call it "exploitation"? go, Hef!
Why is it that so many fat men are so insecure and post here?