Hef's Christmas Card: Bodypainted Twins (PHOTO)

Hugh Hefner has sent out his annual holiday card, and in 2008 the 82-year old doubled the Christmas cheer by posing with topless, bodypainted twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon in a photo on the front.

Hefner, 82, is in his standard uniform of silk robe and pajamas while the girls, 19, have pink paint and the word "hef" written across their chests and matching cloth shorts.

Hefner recently took up with the twins after splitting from his trio of "Girls Next Door" girlfriends Kendra, Holly and Bridget. Scroll down to see the twins' mugshot from a pre-Hef January battery arrest.

THE FRONT OF THE CARD:

THE INSIDE:


January mugshots for battery:

Comments

[Pdubya]

live and let live. happy holidays santa and his elves.

[Frenbar]

Hugh is doing well for a man his age, but he's no Jack Lalanne.

[Bloodsportpolitics]

No doubt - Jack LaLane shacks up with quintuplets!

[Catothemuchyounger]

They sure look a lot better on the Christmas card than they do in the mugshots.

[LiamR]

If somebody offers Hef 89 virgins when he goes to Heaven, should the rest of us be worried?

[OutsourcedAgain]

Pleeeese. This guy is so old he farts dust. Does ANYONE believe that these two bimbos would be "dating" him if he wasn't rich.

Oh and the only dating they should do with him is CARBIN DATING..

[smark]

Nope. Golddiggers, obviously.

[aka-ub]

Well if being a kept woman for some horny old rich goat is your goal, then being a kept woman for some horny old rich goat with your twin sister working the other side of the bed must be even better.

[iRob08]

Hef: "You won't mind if my friend John McCain comes over, would you?"

Karissa: "Who?"
Kristina: "Is he like, cute?"

[iRob08]

Hef: "Pull my finger."

Karissa: "It won't like, break off, will it?"

Hef: "Have either of you seen my wallet?"

Kristina: "Nope."

[LeftLeanWing]

lol

[LeftLeanWing]

Their father must be So proud !

His baby girls are 'dating' a man 4 times older than they are and probably twice as old as their own dad.

[iRob08]

But dad can pay off some of his gambling debts now. Thanks girls!

[Formeralaskangal]

To say nothing of how proud he must have been to bail them out of jail in November and again in January. Perhaps Hef can pony up for some anger management classes.

[LanosIceland]

Is there a word for 'a prostitute with only one client?'

[ThinkCreeps]

Ask Rick Warren - he thinks it's WIFE

[JNagarya]

So hating Rick Warren because Rick Warren is allegedly a hater makes one morally superior?

[iRob08]

lazy

[BigVic]

Prostitutes charge for their services... s.k.a.n.k.s. are free.

[TheKurgan]

Beautiful girl friend: Mr. Hefner, I'm kind of nervous. I've never been out with anyone over 25 before.

Hef: Don't worry about it, honey, neither have I!

True story. Go Hef!

[iRob08]

Poor Hef...tr0lling through police blotters and thesmokinggun.com mugshots for his next barely legal girlfriends. He's old enough to be their ancestor.

[lizziekw]

Most of the time I just ignore this creep. Other times he's an advertisement for euthenasia.

[iRob08]

Kind of reminds me of that old SNL skit:

"Fred Garvin...Male Prostitute"

[golgibody]

that was a great one :)

[blondecuban]

This is just really creepy. The words "dirty old man" come to mind.