Charles Barkley To Cops: I Just Wanted Oral Sex

This may be the very best police report of 2008. When Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona early this morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex.

According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."

Read the whole story here.

Comments

[SmolderingRuin]

Aw, who doesn't? Guess that er.. blows it for the governor thing.

[KarateKid]

LMAO. Well, Chuck, I guess you won't be running for governor of Alabama in 2013, eh?

[walk0nwalls]

Don't we all?

[BEHM777]

Dang, Chuck.

[txcowboy77]

If athletes and former athletes were paid what they really deserve, them maybe they wouldn't think the rest of society consider them untouchable.

[hortonhearsawho2]

Never won a title Remorse.

[dollphingurl]

BRICK!

there he goes, jumping the gun again.....doesn't he realize that he's not supposed to act up in this high-profile a fashion until AFTER he's elected governor? DUH!

[Isla1]

I love his honesty!

[lmvd3]

Blech. He always looks bloated like an alcoholic.

[motley2]

What I find amazing is that Sir Charles, a man who has played his way across the USA, and has received more than his share of "quality time", would claim to have had the best one of his life in Gilbert, Arizona. Gilbert? Seriously? Maybe the Gilbert Chamber of Commerce should take take this opportunity (in these economically troubled times) to use Barkley's endorsement in a new ad campaign? "Come for the golf...stay for the *******!"

[motley2]

What I find amazing is that Sir Charles, a man who has played his way across the USA, a man who has had more than his share of B.J.s, claims to have had the best one of his life in Gilbert, Arizona. Gilbert? Seriously? Maybe the Gilbert Chamber of Commerce should take this opportunity (in these economically troubled times) to use Barkley's endorsement in a new ad campaign? "Come for the B.J.s...stay for the golf!"

[motley2]

Sorry for the double post...thought it got censored.

[sweetwhine]

No problem. It's happened to us all.

[leftbehind2000]

ROFL

It was worthy of double posting.

[msjimmied]

I love his honesty...hey, I always give money to panhandlers with the "money for beer..." signs too! Makes me smile.

[rabiddog6708]

As good as reason as any, I suppose.

[jpmdevildog]

Charles Barkley went for another law-breaking drive, with Bat Boy not wearing a seat belt!

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/charles-barkley-takes-another-drive/

[markinaz]

Hope money was involved. He's not aging well. Can't believe anybody would do that free.