Dane Cook's Brother Steals Millions From Him: Prosecutors

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RUSSELL CONTRERAS | January 2, 2009 12:50 PM EST | AP

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In this April 6, 2008 file photo, actor Dane Cook arrives at the "Idol Gives Back" fundraising special of "American Idol" in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg, file)

WOBURN, Mass. — The half brother of comedian Dane Cook has pleaded not guilty to embezzling millions from the comedian and was ordered held on $3 million bail.

Darryl McCauley was arraigned Wednesday at Woburn District Court on charges including forgery and larceny. Prosecutors alleged that McCauley, 43, stole the money from Cook while being paid $12,500 a month to act as business manager for Great Dane Enterprises, Inc.

Judge Joseph Jennings ordered McCauley to document the source of any funds used to meet his bail.

Cook's attorney, Joseph Zwicker, described Cook as "very distraught" about the situation. McCauley's attorney, Robert Goldstein, said his client is innocent.

"Mr. McCauley denies taking money from his brother without his consent," he said. "He's ready to confront these allegations."

Prosecutors accused McCauley of transferring funds from Cook's business accounts to his personal accounts between July 2007 and December 2008. In one instance, McCauley forged a $3 million check written from Cook's account to himself, investigators said.

McCauley allegedly used the money to buy four cars, and to take a seven-day trip across the country, during which he rented various cars. Prosecutors say investigators raided a Maine home McCauley owned and found $800,000 in cash in a safe.

Assistant Attorney General Rick Grundy also said McCauley talked about opening a restaurant in Ireland. Grundy said investigators have yet to find much of the allegedly stolen money.

McCauley worked with Cook during much of the comedian's early career, selling merchandise at Cook's shows and managing his Web site. Grundy said McCauley worked as an officer with the state Department of Correction before quitting to work for Cook full time.

"Mr. McCauley has been critical to Mr. Cook's success," Goldstein said.

Cook, 36, suspected his brother was stealing from him for some time, prosecutors said. He recently hired a new business manager in California and had been pressuring McCauley to hand over documents. Assistant Attorney General Rick Grundy said investigators were recently tipped off to the scheme by Cook's attorney.

Cook's comedy album, "Retaliation," went double platinum. He has recently appeared in several films, including "My Best Friend's Girl" with Kate Hudson.

WOBURN, Mass. — The half brother of comedian Dane Cook has pleaded not guilty to embezzling millions from the comedian and was ordered held on $3 million bail. Darryl McCauley was arraigned Wed...
WOBURN, Mass. — The half brother of comedian Dane Cook has pleaded not guilty to embezzling millions from the comedian and was ordered held on $3 million bail. Darryl McCauley was arraigned Wed...
 
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- Bitsko I'm a Fan of Bitsko 509 fans permalink
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I wonder if the brother spent any of the dough on the SpeedFit, the most useless exercise machine of all time?

http://www.burbia.com/node/2113

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:10 PM on 12/31/2008

We own five SpeedFits and love 'em.

We also don't walk anymore.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:24 PM on 12/31/2008
- davism97 I'm a Fan of davism97 16 fans permalink

Apparently the concept of innocent until proven guilty is lost by the person who wrote the name of this article.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:03 PM on 12/31/2008

Well, that $800,000 in cash makes me wonder what the hell you're thinking.

You think he was just a really, really good saver?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:21 PM on 12/31/2008
- Melanie226 I'm a Fan of Melanie226 7 fans permalink

It's nice to know famous people have a***hole relatives, too.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:56 PM on 12/31/2008
- Chaimirija I'm a Fan of Chaimirija 56 fans permalink
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all his brother has to do if say he is biploar and that will excuse his bad behavior

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:50 PM on 12/31/2008

I can't even imagine how Dane Cook and his family must feel. How devastating.

I just read an article about a 19 year old who lured his parents out to dinner so that his friends could rob their house. It's the same kind of thing, and must be just about the worst betrayal in a family.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:43 PM on 12/31/2008
- MsAttitude I'm a Fan of MsAttitude 5 fans permalink
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Me and my friends love Dane Cook...


But if he's making that much money why not share it with his family? If I had that much money I'd rather give it to my family than to the government for them to give it to strangers. And why air your families problems to the world....w­rite it off as a loss and move on.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:33 PM on 12/31/2008
- JhNyc I'm a Fan of JhNyc 10 fans permalink

You're joking, right?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:49 PM on 12/31/2008
- MsAttitude I'm a Fan of MsAttitude 5 fans permalink
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Going for the reactions! It's always fun...but he's pretty good when you relate to some of his stories...

Happy New Year!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:15 PM on 12/31/2008

Sorry WTF are you talking about?

He was being paid $12,500.00 A MONTH to DO A JOB!

HE STOLE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!

Go get some ethics!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:52 PM on 12/31/2008
- Moka11 I'm a Fan of Moka11 14 fans permalink

Your comment represents an impressive example of Dane Cook's audience.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:54 PM on 12/31/2008
- pipetoe I'm a Fan of pipetoe 19 fans permalink
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Oh my gosh!!!
Far left winger!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:19 PM on 12/31/2008
- MsAttitude I'm a Fan of MsAttitude 5 fans permalink
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Nah...I don't own a gun or thump my bible! : )

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:19 PM on 12/31/2008

The funniest thing about this story is that Dane Cook is referred to as a "comedian.­"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:32 PM on 12/31/2008
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And, the most unbelievable thing is: Dane Cook has/had $3million? Have you seen his show? I saw a clip on HBO and managed to get through about 3 minutes of it. "Awful" doesn't begin to describe it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:47 PM on 12/31/2008
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You are a perspicacious critic of the droll. Dane Cook defines "unfunny".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:06 PM on 12/31/2008

These are the days when we learn we can't trust anyone with our money. Not the urine-tested leaders of our financial empire, not the real estate industry, not the old friendly looking guy from the synagogue, and not even our own families.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:29 PM on 12/31/2008
- MASHON I'm a Fan of MASHON 7 fans permalink

Excellent point QueenOfViolests.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:40 PM on 12/31/2008

Who is Dane Cook and who cares who took his money? Go to court. People are being bombed to death in several countries at the moment....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:20 PM on 12/31/2008
- AAnLA I'm a Fan of AAnLA 2 fans permalink

Cool thing here is that he "SUSPECTED" his brother was stealing. Meaning he was not absolutely sure and perhaps that he has so much money he does not know when $3,000,000 goes missing!! I am excited to be in that space. Last week I knew when $3 was missing!!! Encouraging to say the least!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:20 PM on 12/31/2008
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LOL tell me about it, my boyfriend took my last dollar (I know, I know lol) out of my wallet without letting me know and I flipped!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:27 AM on 01/01/2009
- GayIthacan I'm a Fan of GayIthacan 17 fans permalink

I find it hard to believe that anyone as talentless as Dane cook could even amass $3 million without breaking SOME law.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:06 PM on 12/31/2008
- cungar I'm a Fan of cungar 5 fans permalink

Believe it or not there are hundreds of thousands of people, mostly under 25 who think he's the funniest comedian in the world and would pay upwards of $100 to see him in an arena. I couldn't believe it either until I saw a clip of his horrible HBO show. These are people who think there were no comedians before Chris Rock.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:32 PM on 12/31/2008
- vjoseph I'm a Fan of vjoseph 66 fans permalink
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Chris Rock is actually funny and so is Dave Chapelle

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:10 PM on 12/31/2008
- okjoel I'm a Fan of okjoel 5 fans permalink

Can't Huff Po's readers come up with anything better than..."an­d he's not even funny?" Come on, dig deeper people!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:01 PM on 12/31/2008
- RickMcd85 I'm a Fan of RickMcd85 4 fans permalink

Comments on articles like this always leave me confounded.

Alright, you don't like the guy's jokes. Neither do I.

So...how does not liking some strangers sense of humor translate to such outright hatred and hostility of the guy? I mean...did he beat you up or something a few years ago? Did he steal your mother's car? What?

I just don't get it. I see the same thing on articles about actors or singers of dubious talent. Not being a fan of someone's acting/sin­ging/comed­y, fine, that's normal, but I can not for the life of me understand why somebody not being a good actor/sing­er/comedia­n constitutes a reason to dislike that individual AS A PERSON.

From some of these comments it's as if people have a genuine dislike of Dane Cook the person, and not just Dane Cook the comedian. Why? He's probably as good a person as anyone else you know, but you don't like his jokes, so it's okay to hate him and be glad his brother stole millions from him?

Grow up.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:01 PM on 12/31/2008
- Okay I'm a Fan of Okay permalink

Its a losing battle. A person has to bypass multiple comments to get any traction on these points. I can't help but think if you could see the people writing on the other side that they are not from the uneducated masses.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:25 PM on 12/31/2008
- jugganaut I'm a Fan of jugganaut 12 fans permalink

It's more like a shadenfreude-tinged appreciation of karma at work.

A good portion of the allegedly stolen millions may arguably be attributed to the stealing of fellow comedians' intellectual property.

Do you not experience some sense of satisfaction when justice is done, albeit even in karmic fashion?

If you say you don't, you're lying. So perhaps YOU'RE the one who should climb down off your moral high horse and grow up.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:35 PM on 12/31/2008
- Moka11 I'm a Fan of Moka11 14 fans permalink

"From some of these comments it's as if people have a genuine dislike of Dane Cook the person, and not just Dane Cook the comedian. Why?"

To differentiate Dane Cook the comedian from the person?

Ok, I'll bite.
Dane Cook the comedian is a thief.

Dane Cook the person is still a thief.

I'm personally not fond of either one. How do you find a way to separate one person into two people?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:45 PM on 12/31/2008
- MASHON I'm a Fan of MASHON 7 fans permalink

Great post. Bet I won't be sensored for this comment.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:48 PM on 12/31/2008
- MASHON I'm a Fan of MASHON 7 fans permalink

Sorry, I meant censored. Friends should not let friends post under the influence.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:56 PM on 12/31/2008

Poetic justice to the guy who's famous for stealing jokes.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:00 PM on 12/31/2008
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Who is Dane Cook?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:56 PM on 12/31/2008
- SammyD I'm a Fan of SammyD 11 fans permalink

why is this news? Isn't this the new value system in America? On the news, I constantly see "family" members shooting each other, robbing,beating, etc. So much for blended "families".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:53 PM on 12/31/2008
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