Dane Cook's Brother Steals Millions From Him: Prosecutors

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RUSSELL CONTRERAS | January 2, 2009 12:50 PM EST | AP

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In this April 6, 2008 file photo, actor Dane Cook arrives at the "Idol Gives Back" fundraising special of "American Idol" in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg, file)

WOBURN, Mass. — The half brother of comedian Dane Cook has pleaded not guilty to embezzling millions from the comedian and was ordered held on $3 million bail.

Darryl McCauley was arraigned Wednesday at Woburn District Court on charges including forgery and larceny. Prosecutors alleged that McCauley, 43, stole the money from Cook while being paid $12,500 a month to act as business manager for Great Dane Enterprises, Inc.

Judge Joseph Jennings ordered McCauley to document the source of any funds used to meet his bail.

Cook's attorney, Joseph Zwicker, described Cook as "very distraught" about the situation. McCauley's attorney, Robert Goldstein, said his client is innocent.

"Mr. McCauley denies taking money from his brother without his consent," he said. "He's ready to confront these allegations."

Prosecutors accused McCauley of transferring funds from Cook's business accounts to his personal accounts between July 2007 and December 2008. In one instance, McCauley forged a $3 million check written from Cook's account to himself, investigators said.

McCauley allegedly used the money to buy four cars, and to take a seven-day trip across the country, during which he rented various cars. Prosecutors say investigators raided a Maine home McCauley owned and found $800,000 in cash in a safe.

Assistant Attorney General Rick Grundy also said McCauley talked about opening a restaurant in Ireland. Grundy said investigators have yet to find much of the allegedly stolen money.

McCauley worked with Cook during much of the comedian's early career, selling merchandise at Cook's shows and managing his Web site. Grundy said McCauley worked as an officer with the state Department of Correction before quitting to work for Cook full time.

"Mr. McCauley has been critical to Mr. Cook's success," Goldstein said.

Cook, 36, suspected his brother was stealing from him for some time, prosecutors said. He recently hired a new business manager in California and had been pressuring McCauley to hand over documents. Assistant Attorney General Rick Grundy said investigators were recently tipped off to the scheme by Cook's attorney.

Cook's comedy album, "Retaliation," went double platinum. He has recently appeared in several films, including "My Best Friend's Girl" with Kate Hudson.

WOBURN, Mass. — The half brother of comedian Dane Cook has pleaded not guilty to embezzling millions from the comedian and was ordered held on $3 million bail. Darryl McCauley was arraigned Wed...
WOBURN, Mass. — The half brother of comedian Dane Cook has pleaded not guilty to embezzling millions from the comedian and was ordered held on $3 million bail. Darryl McCauley was arraigned Wed...
 
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why is this important?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:51 PM on 12/31/2008

A cautionary tale, oft-told. Don't get your family entangled with your business money. Hire outside financial managers, then hire auditors to watch over them.

I like Dane Cook's stuff sometimes, sometimes not. But having your big brother screw you over, that's gotta be painful.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:26 PM on 12/31/2008

Because these are the entertainment portions of the site, similar to the entertainment sections of a news paper. If you don't want to read this story, then don't click on it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:51 AM on 01/03/2009

What a fine group of folks here...who probably also watch American Idol.

Whether or not you find his stand-up routines funny is irrelevant to the matter at hand. Our American culture has many questionable talents who nonetheless make millions by appealing to the lowest common denominator. None of this means the guy deserved to have his money stolen by a (presumably) close family member.

And yes, the "dumbing down" of America includes those who wish or revel in the misfortunes of others, so don't forget it....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:30 PM on 12/31/2008
- Eric8869 I'm a Fan of Eric8869 25 fans permalink

Yes most comedy these days is sophomoric on the level of Jr High School Boys - not sophisticated at all. (and homophobic to boot)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:38 PM on 12/31/2008

How do people manage to forget?...

...there is simply no accounting for taste.

Then, we treat tragedies as jokes and take jokes too seriously.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:02 PM on 12/31/2008
- Carolab I'm a Fan of Carolab 384 fans permalink
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Celebrities are outrageously overpaid, especially marginal personalities like Dane Cook, who isn't even funny. He strikes me as kind of a j e r k, personally.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:39 PM on 12/31/2008
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Just like Cook, this is not funny.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:19 PM on 12/31/2008

All the people hating Cook have probably never seen him at his weekly shows at the Laugh Factory. He is hilarious when he is working without a net and working on material. Louis CK just isn't that funny live. Sorry. Louis CK and Standhope can eat it. Anyhoo, Dennis Leary ripped off the greatest comedian that has ever lived, Bill Hicks, and I never hear anyone besides Joe Rogan say anything. Get over it. It sucks to be ripped off by family no matter who you are.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:14 PM on 12/31/2008

I hope Dane Cook can get those millions back, because from the looks of the comments here and on the rest of the net, Cook's career is over.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:09 PM on 12/31/2008
- GaBu I'm a Fan of GaBu 23 fans permalink
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Chris Rock is the man... Dane cook...not so much.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:09 PM on 12/31/2008
- Carolab I'm a Fan of Carolab 384 fans permalink
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I'd say he could afford it. I''ve got a multimillionaire brother who won't give family a dime.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:07 PM on 12/31/2008
- CitizenJ I'm a Fan of CitizenJ 8 fans permalink

Yeah, he can afford it. That doesn't mean his brother should steal from him.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:13 PM on 12/31/2008
- Carolab I'm a Fan of Carolab 384 fans permalink
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Maybe Dane wasn't compensating him enough, compared to other managers? People who use their family as managers are helping family but also helping themselves, you know?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:38 PM on 12/31/2008
- groot I'm a Fan of groot 2 fans permalink

and why should he?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:27 PM on 12/31/2008
- Carolab I'm a Fan of Carolab 384 fans permalink
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Because he is a nearly 60-year-old single guy with no family and has an 83-year-old mother with Alzheimer's who is on the public dole.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:34 PM on 12/31/2008
- kennybean I'm a Fan of kennybean 20 fans permalink
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He was already paying him $12,500/mo!!! That in itself is generous. Sheesh, talk about biting the hand that feeds you, what a LOSAH.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:32 PM on 12/31/2008
- Carolab I'm a Fan of Carolab 384 fans permalink
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He was his manager, though, right? What do managers normally make? 10% or so?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:34 PM on 12/31/2008
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Who earned the money, you or your brother? Why should he help deadbeats who won't help themselves?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:51 PM on 12/31/2008
- Carolab I'm a Fan of Carolab 384 fans permalink
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Read my comment below. Then shut up.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:56 PM on 12/31/2008
- TLCB I'm a Fan of TLCB 2 fans permalink

Man, that's a shame. I feel sorry for the guy even though for the life of me, I can't understand him having MILLIONS. He's totally not funny at all.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:02 PM on 12/31/2008
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Remarkably, I've never heard of Dane Cook. I've at least heard of most entertainers, being a culture maven and all. From the comments I've read it looks like I haven't missed anything.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:58 PM on 12/31/2008
- kennybean I'm a Fan of kennybean 20 fans permalink
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I'll catch you up - he's known for building his audience almost solely through the internet. Other comics believe this is fakery as he didn't slog through years of comedy clubs, so he didn't really "earn his stripes" and is regarded suspiciously by his peers.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:36 PM on 12/31/2008
- UncleJimbo I'm a Fan of UncleJimbo 188 fans permalink
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So he's the Obama of Comedy?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:59 PM on 12/31/2008
- BigMike75 I'm a Fan of BigMike75 11 fans permalink

It's usually the one's closest to you that end up being the rotten crooks, trying to cheat and steal from you.

What puzzles me though is that Dane Cook actually had a comedy album that went double platinum. That means you have 2 million people that would probably laugh watching paint dry.

I tried watching his comedy special, and while I was watching I was trying to figure out what the people in that sold out arena were laughing at...the most unfunny, and unoriginal performer in the business. Still doesn't justify getting stolen from.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:54 PM on 12/31/2008
- kennybean I'm a Fan of kennybean 20 fans permalink
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Come on, it takes very little to entertain most people - wasn't the #1 tour last year Larry the Cable Guy? "My sister has a lot of moles, so we called her Moley - then she found god and now we call her Holy Moley." Yes! Hot ticket!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:57 PM on 12/31/2008
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Which was STOOOPID on DC part.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:57 PM on 12/31/2008
- xstevejx I'm a Fan of xstevejx 4 fans permalink

What joke(s) did he "steal?" TONS of comedians tell similar jokes, but whether they were purposely stolen or not is often a matter of opinion, not fact.

I liked Dane early on, but he just became so unbearably pompous a few years ago that I don't care to even look at him anymore. Like another Jeremy Piven in the making! ;-)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:50 PM on 12/31/2008
- Quotidien I'm a Fan of Quotidien 6 fans permalink
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Please read the article before you comment. You'll save yourself a lot of embarrassment.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:59 PM on 12/31/2008
- xstevejx I'm a Fan of xstevejx 4 fans permalink

This was in response to a ton of other comments, NOT the article about MONEY stealing.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:08 PM on 12/31/2008
- GaBu I'm a Fan of GaBu 23 fans permalink
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..oh ironeeee!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:19 PM on 12/31/2008
- jlab I'm a Fan of jlab 92 fans permalink
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Wow, I had no idea how many people hate Dane Cook's guts! That's so refreshing. I thought I was all alone. Now I feel all Christmassy. Thanks, fellow grouches! Louis CK is avenged.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:46 PM on 12/31/2008
- Chilblain I'm a Fan of Chilblain 3 fans permalink
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Louis CK is da man !

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:05 PM on 12/31/2008

I don't hate Cook. Every now and then he "did" have a few hilarious bits but today it's hard to justify his popularity and millions. Too bad his bro took him to the cleaners. Maybe Dane (not his real name?) can use that in his act particularly the THREE MILLION DOLLAR CHECK part. I had no idea banks honored any check over a grand.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:32 PM on 12/31/2008
- the964kid I'm a Fan of the964kid 63 fans permalink
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Thats cold.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:44 PM on 12/31/2008
- Banji81 I'm a Fan of Banji81 5 fans permalink
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He has millions?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:40 PM on 12/31/2008

I guess stealing runs in the family.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:35 PM on 12/31/2008
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