Bushisms Over The Years

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The Associated Press | January 3, 2009 11:06 AM EST | AP

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In this Aug. 4, 2002 file photo, President George W. Bush stretches out in his golf cart at the Cape Arundel Golf Club in Kennebunkport, Maine. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)

President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled statements:

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_ "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." _ September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.

_ "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" _ January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.

_ "They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander in chief, too." _ Sept. 26, 2001, in Langley, Va. Bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.

_ "There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." _ Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.

_ "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." _ April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.

_ "I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves." _ April 18, 2002, at the White House.

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_ "There's an old saying in Tennessee _ I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee _ that says, fool me once, shame on _ shame on you. Fool me _ you can't get fooled again." _ Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.

_ "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." _ Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.

_ "Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." _ Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.

_ "Our most abundant energy source is coal. We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." _ April 20, 2005, in Washington.

_ "We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job." _ Sept. 20, 2005, in Gulfport, Miss.

_ "I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." _ Sept. 5, 2005, when Bush met with residents of Poplarville, Miss., in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

_ "It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war." _ June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.

_ "Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." _ Dec. 7, 2006, in a joint appearance with British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

_ "These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved." _ June 11, 2007, in Sofia, Bulgaria.

_ "Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." _ September 2007, in Sydney, Australia, where Bush was attending an APEC summit.

_ "Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech." April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House.

_ "The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place." _ May 27, 2008, in Mesa, Ariz.

_ "And they have no disregard for human life." _ July 15, 2008, at the White House. Bush was referring to enemy fighters in Afghanistan.

_ "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." _ June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.

_ "Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." _ July 4, 2008 in Virginia.

_ "The people in Louisiana must know that all across our country there's a lot of prayer _ prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down. And I'm one of them. It's good to come down here." _ Sept. 3, 2008, at an emergency operations center in Baton Rouge, La., after Hurricane Gustav hit the Gulf Coast.

_ "This thaw _ took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.

President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled state...
President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled state...
 
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- wadenelson1 I'm a Fan of wadenelson1 249 fans permalink
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Bush and the Rove Republicans did a fantastic job of simplifying everything down to the average 5th grade American level.

"Operation Clean Skies" -- to allow increased mercury pollution of our atmosphere

"Operation Iraqi Freedom" - to ensure the uninterrupted flow of Iraqi oil.

And busy Americans, struggling to stay afloat, "bought" all of these simplifications instead of digging deeper, getting on the web, even googling any of the important issues of the day.

It was in the simplifications Americans "bought" that brought about our downfall, such as the idea that financial institutions should self-regulate. "Less government is better!"

NAFTA -- Free Trade...trickle down....yep, billions of Chinese are living better than they ever could have hoped because of

Operation Lost Jobs, which is what NAFTA should have been called.

Thanks a lot George, and all you Republican pukes.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:55 PM on 01/04/2009

An update to your comment: Regarding Bush's "Clear Skies Initiative" : March 9, 2005, the bill did not move out of committee when the committee members deadlocked 9-9 along party lines.
On March 15, 2005, EPA issued the Clean Air Mercury Rule to permanently cap and reduce mercury emissions from coal-fired power plants.
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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:25 AM on 01/05/2009

for some reason these aren't funny anymore........

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:20 PM on 01/04/2009
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Well these are some of my favorite Bushisms:

"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." —Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

"They misunderestimated me." --George W. Bush, Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything! If you don't stand for something, you don't stand for anything!" --George W. Bush, Bellevue Community College, Nov. 2, 2000

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." --George W. Bush, LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000


I'm still in shock that this man became president.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:15 PM on 01/04/2009
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Let's hope that no one will "become" president in that way again.
And that no one like that will ever be president again.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:59 PM on 01/04/2009
- Bitsko I'm a Fan of Bitsko 616 fans permalink
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"Do you have blacks, too?" A classic, and so very typical of the ugly American.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:47 PM on 01/04/2009
- kellygrrrl I'm a Fan of kellygrrrl 643 fans permalink
    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:16 PM on 01/04/2009

the guy needs to lie down on a couch. some freudian slips there.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:20 AM on 01/04/2009

Late night comedy won't be the same. Therefore, I propose that President Obama appoint Bush as the nation's first President Emeritus. Give him his own office and bring him out once a week to field questions from reporters about current events.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:54 AM on 01/04/2009
- Willow712 I'm a Fan of Willow712 18 fans permalink

Oh Good Heavens no. everytime Bush talks to the Press, the stock market dives.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:37 AM on 01/04/2009

Lord Have Mercy. Enough of tha NUKULAR mentality. George W is an assault on REASON, to borrow Gore's words.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:56 AM on 01/04/2009
- gorgol I'm a Fan of gorgol 39 fans permalink

I can't stomach reading the article..I just wanted to say...seeing Bush in a Golf Cart...made me want to VOMIT...because it reminded me he promised he'd give up Golfing while our soldiers died in Iraq..and it was just another lie...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:39 AM on 01/04/2009
- Idablu I'm a Fan of Idablu 4 fans permalink
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Was Palin his speech writer?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:37 AM on 01/04/2009
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Lol..

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:04 PM on 01/04/2009
- yoli647 I'm a Fan of yoli647 12 fans permalink

January 20, 2009, Good bye, George.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:12 AM on 01/04/2009
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They forgot "all your base are belong to us"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:09 AM on 01/04/2009
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There's a great commercial on TV and the radio about how using good diction is the sign of being educated.

Uh, that's all I need to say.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:05 AM on 01/04/2009
- Elffington I'm a Fan of Elffington 57 fans permalink
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Can't follow the Bushisms without their "transplinations." A transplination is a B. Elwin Sherman invention: It means: "A translation of the explanation of a definition, from one language to the same language."

All found in the definitive book on George's malaprops: "George W. Bush -- On The Trips Of His Tongue."

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1430317957/flatwave-20

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:05 AM on 01/04/2009
- kellygrrrl I'm a Fan of kellygrrrl 643 fans permalink
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"In my sentences I go where no man has gone before"
- w

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:15 PM on 01/04/2009

Noon January 20th can't get here fast enough!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:49 AM on 01/04/2009
- dharma41 I'm a Fan of dharma41 3 fans permalink

Hey, this is a little too much like shooting fish in a barrel isn't it? Still fun though.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:28 AM on 01/04/2009

What i can't understand is why the white house speech writer wasn't fired after the first speech. He was allowed to continue writing these things to make Bush look st upid.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:23 AM on 01/04/2009
- davism97 I'm a Fan of davism97 18 fans permalink

Maybe the statements originally came from his writer, but I think Bush added his own special brand to them.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:01 AM on 01/04/2009
- Idablu I'm a Fan of Idablu 4 fans permalink
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Maybe George can't read?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:39 AM on 01/04/2009
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