Bushisms Over The Years

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The Associated Press | January 3, 2009 11:06 AM EST | AP

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In this Aug. 4, 2002 file photo, President George W. Bush stretches out in his golf cart at the Cape Arundel Golf Club in Kennebunkport, Maine. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)

President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled statements:

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_ "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." _ September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.

_ "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" _ January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.

_ "They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander in chief, too." _ Sept. 26, 2001, in Langley, Va. Bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.

_ "There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." _ Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.

_ "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." _ April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.

_ "I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves." _ April 18, 2002, at the White House.

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_ "There's an old saying in Tennessee _ I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee _ that says, fool me once, shame on _ shame on you. Fool me _ you can't get fooled again." _ Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.

_ "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." _ Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.

_ "Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." _ Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.

_ "Our most abundant energy source is coal. We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." _ April 20, 2005, in Washington.

_ "We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job." _ Sept. 20, 2005, in Gulfport, Miss.

_ "I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." _ Sept. 5, 2005, when Bush met with residents of Poplarville, Miss., in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

_ "It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war." _ June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.

_ "Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." _ Dec. 7, 2006, in a joint appearance with British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

_ "These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved." _ June 11, 2007, in Sofia, Bulgaria.

_ "Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." _ September 2007, in Sydney, Australia, where Bush was attending an APEC summit.

_ "Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech." April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House.

_ "The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place." _ May 27, 2008, in Mesa, Ariz.

_ "And they have no disregard for human life." _ July 15, 2008, at the White House. Bush was referring to enemy fighters in Afghanistan.

_ "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." _ June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.

_ "Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." _ July 4, 2008 in Virginia.

_ "The people in Louisiana must know that all across our country there's a lot of prayer _ prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down. And I'm one of them. It's good to come down here." _ Sept. 3, 2008, at an emergency operations center in Baton Rouge, La., after Hurricane Gustav hit the Gulf Coast.

_ "This thaw _ took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.

President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled state...
President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled state...
 
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America should be proud that it doesn't descriminate against the stupid when it comes to electing Presidents.

By the way, no one believes Bush was reading one hundred books a year.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:09 AM on 01/04/2009
- begabug I'm a Fan of begabug 271 fans permalink
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well, he did have a lot of down time on those vacations.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:40 AM on 01/04/2009
- dharma41 I'm a Fan of dharma41 3 fans permalink

The following is not exactly a "Bushism", but more of an example of how clueless and out of touch he his with the average American

From a conversation on strengthening Social Security:

BUSH: Yes, but nevertheless, there's a certain comfort to know that the promises made will be kept by the government.

MS. MORNIN: Yes.

BUSH: And so thank you for asking that. You don't have to worry.

MS. MORNIN: That's good, because I work three jobs and I feel like I
contribute.

BUSH: You work three jobs?

MS. MORNIN: Three jobs, yes.

BUSH: Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that. (Applause.­) Get any sleep? (Laughter.­)

MS. MORNIN: Not much. Not much.

BUSH: Well, hopefully, this will help you get you sleep to know that when we talk about Social Security, nothing changes.

MS. MORNIN: Okay, thank you.

BUSH: That's great...

Yes, it's "fantastic", "great", and "uniquely American" that minimum wages in this country are so low that a working mother has to hold down three jobs in order to survive.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:32 AM on 01/04/2009
- Hirnlego I'm a Fan of Hirnlego 113 fans permalink
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Indeed. Its downright pathetic..­.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:40 AM on 01/04/2009
- LaMees I'm a Fan of LaMees 2 fans permalink

And so very, very wrong!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:30 AM on 01/04/2009

The "Wait wait, stop me if you heard this one..." President.

Thank you America.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:18 AM on 01/04/2009
- SiberianRat I'm a Fan of SiberianRat 131 fans permalink
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You forgot back in 2001 (I think) when he said he couldn't imagine someone like bin Laden enjoying the magic of Hanukkah or joy of Christmas. Dude is a dolt.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:53 AM on 01/04/2009

For all the damage Dubya has done, the man is comedy gold! Many will miss him terribly. Leno, Letterman, Jon Stewart...­..

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:52 AM on 01/04/2009
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How much you wanna bet that new son-in-law gets into politics ?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:42 AM on 01/04/2009
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Did he get beat up a lot as a kid ? Not condoning mind you, but...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:38 AM on 01/04/2009
- BryantG I'm a Fan of BryantG 44 fans permalink
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He strikes me as the type that did the bullying.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:29 PM on 01/04/2009
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Excellent! Thank you so much!

You forget the one when W. was talking about the number of people in Iraq who were grateful to America. He said something like - We know who these people are, and we will hunt them down and bring them to justice.

If George W. wasn't so dangerous to the whole world, I would actually miss the good laughs he has given me over the years.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:50 AM on 01/04/2009
- ggmome I'm a Fan of ggmome 13 fans permalink

Now this is Babs 'special' to humanity..­. have you ever wondered who was her 'gifted' one? There should have been no way in the world that this should have held office, or have been 'permitted' to do what he has done to this nation. It will happen again, if a certain somebody in a snow mobile is promoted as a 'viable candidate' again.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:21 AM on 01/04/2009
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and she is the smart one of the two...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:40 AM on 01/04/2009
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The following "found poem" was composed from Bushisms by Dirk Schulze (under the pseudonym Richard Thompson). I think its hilarious!

Make the Pie Higher

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/piehigher.asp

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:21 AM on 01/04/2009
- daddyG56 I'm a Fan of daddyG56 5 fans permalink

That's beautiful. How terrible that it's also true.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:27 AM on 01/04/2009
- Hura I'm a Fan of Hura permalink
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The following "found poem" was composed from Bushisms by Dirk Schulze (under the pseudonym Richard Thompson). I think its hilarious!

Make the Pie Higher

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways o

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:13 AM on 01/04/2009
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What was that one he said infront of The Queen? Got a date massivley wrong about when the first English colonists came or something. The way she rolled her eyes at him, absolutley priceless! God Save The Queen indeed hehe

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:51 AM on 01/04/2009

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

This was not a gaffe. He meant it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:32 AM on 01/04/2009
- Sapna I'm a Fan of Sapna 9 fans permalink

Whoever voted for this creature needs to kneel and apologize to all of us.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:37 AM on 01/04/2009

I think you need to kneel down and perform another funtcion.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:34 AM on 01/04/2009
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dude..you'­re lost - this is a seroius discussion about the WORST president of all time...not your purient thoughts.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:00 AM on 01/04/2009
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Clinton, shut up!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:16 AM on 01/04/2009
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We've never had a President who has made us CRINGE every time he opened his mouth as much as this B.U.F.F.O.­O.N has done.

Good riddance..­. It's too bad that it will take the better part of SEVERAL generations to expunge the bitter taste that this man had given us.. & the WORLD.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:50 AM on 01/04/2009
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