Bushisms Over The Years

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The Associated Press | January 3, 2009 11:06 AM EST | AP

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In this Aug. 4, 2002 file photo, President George W. Bush stretches out in his golf cart at the Cape Arundel Golf Club in Kennebunkport, Maine. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)

President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled statements:

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_ "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." _ September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.

_ "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" _ January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.

_ "They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander in chief, too." _ Sept. 26, 2001, in Langley, Va. Bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.

_ "There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." _ Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.

_ "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." _ April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.

_ "I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves." _ April 18, 2002, at the White House.

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_ "There's an old saying in Tennessee _ I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee _ that says, fool me once, shame on _ shame on you. Fool me _ you can't get fooled again." _ Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.

_ "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." _ Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.

_ "Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." _ Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.

_ "Our most abundant energy source is coal. We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." _ April 20, 2005, in Washington.

_ "We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job." _ Sept. 20, 2005, in Gulfport, Miss.

_ "I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." _ Sept. 5, 2005, when Bush met with residents of Poplarville, Miss., in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

_ "It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war." _ June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.

_ "Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." _ Dec. 7, 2006, in a joint appearance with British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

_ "These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved." _ June 11, 2007, in Sofia, Bulgaria.

_ "Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." _ September 2007, in Sydney, Australia, where Bush was attending an APEC summit.

_ "Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech." April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House.

_ "The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place." _ May 27, 2008, in Mesa, Ariz.

_ "And they have no disregard for human life." _ July 15, 2008, at the White House. Bush was referring to enemy fighters in Afghanistan.

_ "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." _ June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.

_ "Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." _ July 4, 2008 in Virginia.

_ "The people in Louisiana must know that all across our country there's a lot of prayer _ prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down. And I'm one of them. It's good to come down here." _ Sept. 3, 2008, at an emergency operations center in Baton Rouge, La., after Hurricane Gustav hit the Gulf Coast.

_ "This thaw _ took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.

President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled state...
President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled state...
 
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- uniquelyme I'm a Fan of uniquelyme 13 fans permalink
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Jan. 20, 2009 -- the end of an error!

It seemed like a lifetime, much longer than only 8 years. No thanks to you mor_ons who voted for him for the past two elections. Every one of you needs to apologize to the rest of the world! He an abomination and should have been impeached long ago!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:15 AM on 01/04/2009

A Hollywood writer just wrote the screenplay about George Bush titled "Farwell Gorgeous".
Lionsgate asked for the script and has it as we speak, and after producing their
completely boring George Bush bio "W", which by the way was a box office flop, another
unsurprising George Bush failure, as "W" made NO money for Lionsagate, They are considering
producing and putting into theaters "Farewell Gorgeous", rumored around movietown as one of the funniest comedies ever written with three hilarious characters:
President Gorgeous Rush, Vice President Derk Chainsaw and Secretary of State Candy Roll.
If Lionsgate does produce the film, it is also rumored around movietown that this comedy will have
audiences around the planet rolling in the aisles in uncontrolled laughter; Much needed feel good humor therapy for a very hurting world ala George Bush.
So, Lionsgate produces "Farewell Gorgeous" and makes megabucks and the World Get Megalaughs
Ala George Bush.
Well then he did do something constructive after all! Any questions should be directed to Lionsgate
Films, Santa Monica, Ca
CVignone

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:05 AM on 01/04/2009
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Chances are that Lionsgate won't get the funds to make it.... Mike Linn is around to pull the proper strings anymore.. & the fiscal crunch in Hollywood will most likely DELAY production ( at the very least).

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:40 AM on 01/04/2009
- gmlaster I'm a Fan of gmlaster 43 fans permalink

Was this REALLY the best the Republicans had to offer in 2000? How embarrassing. No wonder the rest of the world thinks we've been insane for the last eight years.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:05 AM on 01/04/2009
- DAE I'm a Fan of DAE 13 fans permalink
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Reminds me of Art Linkletter. Presidents Say the Darndest Things.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:35 AM on 01/04/2009
- Forester I'm a Fan of Forester 107 fans permalink
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Oh, why don't you go throw some food on your family!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:07 AM on 01/04/2009
- janinei I'm a Fan of janinei 14 fans permalink
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I would rather throw a shoe!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:53 AM on 01/04/2009
- d45 I'm a Fan of d45 7 fans permalink
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What I really want to know is: "Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:33 AM on 01/04/2009
- gmlaster I'm a Fan of gmlaster 43 fans permalink

The real issue is how much money we're spending on filling potholes.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:02 AM on 01/04/2009

How 'bout this one: "Information is moving -- you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007

Or one of my Top 10: "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:30 AM on 01/04/2009
- KayWrites I'm a Fan of KayWrites 10 fans permalink
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If a Hollywood screenwriter wrote a president like this, everyone would scoff at the notion that an American president could be so blatantly stupid.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:21 AM on 01/04/2009
- Forester I'm a Fan of Forester 107 fans permalink
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only in America is this possible

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:08 AM on 01/04/2009
- BEHM777 I'm a Fan of BEHM777 14 fans permalink
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Damn.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:14 AM on 01/04/2009

Don't forget the famous " I know its hard to put food on your families"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:06 AM on 01/04/2009

Why doesn't some smart tv producer put together a show where George Bush and Sarah Palin just talk to each other? Wouldn't that be a hoot?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:57 PM on 01/03/2009

Will Ferell and Tina Fey...too funny

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:58 AM on 01/04/2009
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also, too.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:02 AM on 01/04/2009
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These statements are the product of elite prep schools, Yale University, & Harvard Business School...Legacy, The Original Affiirmative Action.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:53 PM on 01/03/2009
- willpen I'm a Fan of willpen 3 fans permalink
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More like INFIRM-ative Action...ROTFLMAO

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:59 PM on 01/03/2009

The "Original Affirmative Action" is an education bought by this rich papa.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:51 AM on 01/04/2009
- DanniD I'm a Fan of DanniD 18 fans permalink

My funny bone must be on the fritz because I fail to see any reason to laugh! Those are quotes from the man that has been running this country for the last 8 years.

If we didn't have President Obama to look forward to, I swear I'd probably be in tears, after reading that. BushSh*t!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:38 PM on 01/03/2009
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I agree - this aint hat funny when you look at the poor state of our country.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:03 AM on 01/04/2009

Republicans equal out of the closet socialists, giving welfare for wall street tycoons, and not for auto workers they get the loans with repayment schedules! Good old trickle down fiscal republican conservatism at work! :-) 17 more days give or take, thank god we can put this era of geniuses behind us!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:32 PM on 01/03/2009
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Ob/GYNs practicing love, the United States and America at war 60 years ago, the thaw needing to unthaw...if he hadn't ruined this country, he would be my favorite drunk uncle.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:30 PM on 01/03/2009
- BEHM777 I'm a Fan of BEHM777 14 fans permalink
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Or favorite coked out uncle...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:22 AM on 01/04/2009
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You're both right!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:03 AM on 01/04/2009

UTTERLY UNBELIEVABLE...........................................

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:03 PM on 01/03/2009
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