Bushisms Over The Years

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The Associated Press | January 3, 2009 11:06 AM EST | AP

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In this Aug. 4, 2002 file photo, President George W. Bush stretches out in his golf cart at the Cape Arundel Golf Club in Kennebunkport, Maine. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)

President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled statements:

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_ "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." _ September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.

_ "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" _ January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.

_ "They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander in chief, too." _ Sept. 26, 2001, in Langley, Va. Bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.

_ "There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." _ Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.

_ "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." _ April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.

_ "I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves." _ April 18, 2002, at the White House.

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_ "There's an old saying in Tennessee _ I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee _ that says, fool me once, shame on _ shame on you. Fool me _ you can't get fooled again." _ Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.

_ "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." _ Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.

_ "Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." _ Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.

_ "Our most abundant energy source is coal. We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." _ April 20, 2005, in Washington.

_ "We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job." _ Sept. 20, 2005, in Gulfport, Miss.

_ "I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." _ Sept. 5, 2005, when Bush met with residents of Poplarville, Miss., in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

_ "It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war." _ June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.

_ "Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." _ Dec. 7, 2006, in a joint appearance with British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

_ "These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved." _ June 11, 2007, in Sofia, Bulgaria.

_ "Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." _ September 2007, in Sydney, Australia, where Bush was attending an APEC summit.

_ "Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech." April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House.

_ "The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place." _ May 27, 2008, in Mesa, Ariz.

_ "And they have no disregard for human life." _ July 15, 2008, at the White House. Bush was referring to enemy fighters in Afghanistan.

_ "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." _ June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.

_ "Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." _ July 4, 2008 in Virginia.

_ "The people in Louisiana must know that all across our country there's a lot of prayer _ prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down. And I'm one of them. It's good to come down here." _ Sept. 3, 2008, at an emergency operations center in Baton Rouge, La., after Hurricane Gustav hit the Gulf Coast.

_ "This thaw _ took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.

President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled state...
President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled state...
 
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- GloriaY I'm a Fan of GloriaY 5 fans permalink

Can anyone imagine how extremely" proud" this man makes the Yale alumni? As the alleged "leader of the free world" he is a total embarassment, but what can we expect from a grown man whose favorite book is My Pet Goat? Reckon that it was one of his reading assignments at Yale? He is nothing but a flipping goat himself. No wonder that we are the laughing stock of the world. He cannot go fast enough for me.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:49 PM on 01/03/2009

Don't insult goats like that. They can be very smart.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:20 PM on 01/03/2009
- hapiday I'm a Fan of hapiday 107 fans permalink
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Bush...says, well I'm not sending my gal Condi over there to the middle east. We is fixin to just do some talking over the phone until that Obama guy comes because you know there's only one president at a time and me and Laura is waiting for him to arrive, as soon as he is finished trying to find a place to stay. Laura and George...looking longingly out the window....over at the Blair house. Laura informs George, them Obama girls better not be playing in front of the Blair house, them gals better git on back down the road. George says it so darn extra super exciting to know we's leaving in 18 days. Yahoooooo!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:44 PM on 01/03/2009
- Oonagh I'm a Fan of Oonagh 31 fans permalink

Bushism's may be very funny .... but what he did to the country is beyond words.... history will not believe that this country elected this man twice.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:40 PM on 01/03/2009
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You're right, it is unbelievable.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:02 PM on 01/03/2009

Read the "Bush Dislexicon." It was written before his presidency was really underway... and it is quite prophetic and insightful.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:22 PM on 01/03/2009
- gmlaster I'm a Fan of gmlaster 43 fans permalink

I sure didn't vote for him. Don't blame me!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:08 AM on 01/04/2009

straight funny even-though he was serious

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:25 PM on 01/03/2009

LMAO OMG They have got to be the funniest quotes i've heard in all of my life!! Who would realy believe they came from a president that this country put into office not once but twice, I wonder what that says about us?smdh... I'm speechless and I have to say I'm really going to miss this guy. Our new president with his complete sentences and well thoughout statements is going to be a drag lol

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:24 PM on 01/03/2009
- GabrielVH I'm a Fan of GabrielVH 2 fans permalink
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"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." _ June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.

it's hilarious and sad at the same time, that's a rare combination but W pulls that off so good.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:19 PM on 01/03/2009
- popizzy I'm a Fan of popizzy 4 fans permalink

YES...I just laughed hysterically at this one

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:27 PM on 01/03/2009
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Your gonna miss him!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:17 PM on 01/03/2009
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Don't bet on it...and that's 'you're', not 'your'. Sorry pal, intelligent grammar matters again.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:45 PM on 01/03/2009
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scroooooom and send him back to texas with his stoooopid wife

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:16 PM on 01/03/2009
- RickMcd85 I'm a Fan of RickMcd85 4 fans permalink

Only a few more weeks and this national embarrassment will finally be at an end and we'll have an actual intellectual in the White House again.

What is it about the Republican Party that makes them drawn to these ignorant figures like George W Bush and Sarah Palin? I know that intelligent Republicans exist...they just never seem to have a chance at winning their own primaries without selling their soul (ala John McCain 08).

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:59 PM on 01/03/2009
- sloreader I'm a Fan of sloreader 17 fans permalink

Question whether or not he will (we know he can!) come up with more than one doozie during the last couple of weeks. I will take the over on that wager (especially if I were a betting man).

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:03 PM on 01/03/2009

The GOP went after the fundamentalist right wing for votes. They got took instead. They get so doggoned dogmatic and hardnosed that their way is the only way, throw science out the window and then reason and rational thinking have to go too. So there you are with people whose thinking is limited from the getgo. I'd like to know just where Palin saw human footprints alongside one from a dinosaur that can be proven to have happened at the same time.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:31 PM on 01/04/2009
- sloreader I'm a Fan of sloreader 17 fans permalink

You can't make this stuff up, even at a "machine making place".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:52 PM on 01/03/2009
- Takae I'm a Fan of Takae 10 fans permalink

"It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war."
June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.

What? Did he really say that? It's utterly unbelievable and embarrassing.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:49 PM on 01/03/2009
- sloreader I'm a Fan of sloreader 17 fans permalink

Believable to me after last 8 years.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:01 PM on 01/03/2009
- zenaby56 I'm a Fan of zenaby56 10 fans permalink
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Leave it to Bush to bring some comedic relief.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:44 PM on 01/03/2009
- Veganie I'm a Fan of Veganie 3 fans permalink

a white oj simpson?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:00 PM on 01/03/2009
- Phideaux I'm a Fan of Phideaux 6 fans permalink
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After about the third Booosh-ism, I couldn't handle being reminded of the incompetence any more and clicked out.

Just wish he could have "Manned-up" at least once and admit he was a grifter who'd been installed in office by a political machine. Here's hoping truth wins out eventually.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:38 PM on 01/03/2009
- 1sparrow I'm a Fan of 1sparrow 20 fans permalink

i think you created a new religion-- and no one will join-- you must propagate this new truth. never let it die. carve this in stone. it ruined a big part (the biggest part?
do not let it fade

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:34 PM on 01/03/2009
- harriscrl3 I'm a Fan of harriscrl3 191 fans permalink

"This thaw _ took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008,

WTH does that mean? THe others I figured out but how the heck do you unthaw a thaw. Isnt a thaw unthaw by the definition of it. What an embarassment and a disgrace. I will not miss Bush seriously not even for comedy purposes

Carol

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:27 PM on 01/03/2009
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