Bushisms Over The Years

digg Share this on Facebook Huffpost - stumble reddit del.ico.us RSS

The Associated Press | January 3, 2009 11:06 AM EST | AP

I Like ItI Don’t Like It
In this Aug. 4, 2002 file photo, President George W. Bush stretches out in his golf cart at the Cape Arundel Golf Club in Kennebunkport, Maine. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)

President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled statements:

___

_ "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." _ September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.

_ "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" _ January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.

_ "They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander in chief, too." _ Sept. 26, 2001, in Langley, Va. Bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.

_ "There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." _ Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.

_ "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." _ April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.

_ "I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves." _ April 18, 2002, at the White House.

Story continues below
advertisement

_ "There's an old saying in Tennessee _ I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee _ that says, fool me once, shame on _ shame on you. Fool me _ you can't get fooled again." _ Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.

_ "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." _ Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.

_ "Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." _ Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.

_ "Our most abundant energy source is coal. We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." _ April 20, 2005, in Washington.

_ "We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job." _ Sept. 20, 2005, in Gulfport, Miss.

_ "I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." _ Sept. 5, 2005, when Bush met with residents of Poplarville, Miss., in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

_ "It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war." _ June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.

_ "Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." _ Dec. 7, 2006, in a joint appearance with British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

_ "These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved." _ June 11, 2007, in Sofia, Bulgaria.

_ "Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." _ September 2007, in Sydney, Australia, where Bush was attending an APEC summit.

_ "Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech." April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House.

_ "The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place." _ May 27, 2008, in Mesa, Ariz.

_ "And they have no disregard for human life." _ July 15, 2008, at the White House. Bush was referring to enemy fighters in Afghanistan.

_ "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." _ June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.

_ "Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." _ July 4, 2008 in Virginia.

_ "The people in Louisiana must know that all across our country there's a lot of prayer _ prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down. And I'm one of them. It's good to come down here." _ Sept. 3, 2008, at an emergency operations center in Baton Rouge, La., after Hurricane Gustav hit the Gulf Coast.

_ "This thaw _ took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.

President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled state...
President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled state...
 
Comments
466
Pending Comments
0
iPhone App Promo

Want to reply to a comment? Hint: Click "Reply" at the bottom of the comment; after being approved your comment will appear directly underneath the comment you replied to

View Comments:
Page: « First ‹ Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 Next › Last » (15 pages total)
photo

There is not a room in the world into which GWB could walk and be considered its smartest occupant..­..ok, perhaps if Jeb was the only other occupant.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:18 PM on 01/03/2009
- hapiday I'm a Fan of hapiday 101 fans permalink
photo

Bush ask the president of Brazil "Do you have Blacks, too?" Brazil has approx over 100 million Blacks.
Are presidents briefed before they go to other countries?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:16 PM on 01/03/2009
- glaze I'm a Fan of glaze 6 fans permalink
photo

That...DEP­ENDS!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:21 PM on 01/03/2009
- BeasleysMom I'm a Fan of BeasleysMom 156 fans permalink

How about when McCain was interviewed about Spain and the leader of that country. He clearly did not know who they were talking about. He seemed to think it was a ruler in Central America and then wouldn't admit that he'd made a mistake and kept insisting he wouldn't sit down and talk to the guy from Spain.

We are so lucky.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:25 PM on 01/03/2009
- glaze I'm a Fan of glaze 6 fans permalink
photo

AND who could forget the well-known Attila the Hunism, "Are our Mongol horde of bloodthirsty maniacs is learning good murder and pillaging with raping and fun?"
Still gets a chuckle, right?...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:15 PM on 01/03/2009
- aznurse I'm a Fan of aznurse 55 fans permalink

I never heard this before, when and where did it take place?
(why do I torture myself?)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:41 PM on 01/03/2009
- leeman79 I'm a Fan of leeman79 6 fans permalink

He referred to the 9/11 bombers as "folks" in his speech after the attack, like they were a band of cattle rustlers or something. It was always some cowboy terminology like "bring it on" or "wanted dead or alive."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:14 PM on 01/03/2009
- Whatashame I'm a Fan of Whatashame 19 fans permalink
photo

I blame the stupid people who voted for him twice.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:05 PM on 01/03/2009
- MIVOTE I'm a Fan of MIVOTE 166 fans permalink
photo

What an embarassment to the people of the US. Maybe next year this time we will have forgotten him and his kind as much as possible.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:56 PM on 01/03/2009
- polson I'm a Fan of polson 7 fans permalink
photo

Good riddance.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:54 PM on 01/03/2009
- Woodguy I'm a Fan of Woodguy 3 fans permalink
photo

I have to say, George W. Bush and Sarah Palin make me feel really good about myself, like I'm a really intelligent person. Next to them, I feel like a genius!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:51 PM on 01/03/2009
photo

Didn't he say shortly after taking office in 2000 that he was preparing for his first overseas trip to Mexico?

I had a feelling at that moment we were in deep sheet.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:46 PM on 01/03/2009
photo

Sic transit gloria Americae We are about to lose the most astute political genius that this nation ever produced. Anyone who can publicly make so many, many utterly stupid remarks for so long and still be taken seriously by anyone in the world, must be the most audacious, bold, and brazen politician the world has yet seen. It seems as though every time he opens his mouth...he not only demonstrates egregious stupidity and ignorance.­..but, also, makes us look like the biggest fools on earth for having a president so ineffably dumb.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:41 PM on 01/03/2009
- pattio66 I'm a Fan of pattio66 9 fans permalink

What about "Saddam Hussein tried to kill my daddy?"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:25 PM on 01/03/2009
- kennybean I'm a Fan of kennybean 20 fans permalink
photo

My favorite one was when he was preparing for a trip to Denmark (I think) whose leader he is friendly with. He said, "I am looking forward to sleeping on the soil of a friend".

From a comedy standpoint ONLY I will sorely miss the Re tard in Chief!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:21 PM on 01/03/2009

Lucky he didn't say that in China. "Night soil" has a whole different meaning in Asia.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:19 PM on 01/03/2009
photo

President Bush should be holded up highly to all of the young peoples of the world who can then hold him up to their hearts and follow him and his heart into the futures they will have.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:18 PM on 01/03/2009
- sloreader I'm a Fan of sloreader 17 fans permalink

I believe every U.S. American feels you how.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:29 PM on 01/03/2009

You Betcha! Also.

Oh wait. Wrong one. Or are they related?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:01 PM on 01/03/2009
- indypete I'm a Fan of indypete 148 fans permalink
photo

I couldn't better have putted it myself.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:43 PM on 01/03/2009
- sloreader I'm a Fan of sloreader 17 fans permalink

Darned right, before the future is not too late....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:54 PM on 01/03/2009
- Emerald1943 I'm a Fan of Emerald1943 294 fans permalink
photo

MAROTL!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:05 PM on 01/03/2009
photo

So you are Bush's speech writer....­LOL

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:23 PM on 01/03/2009
- sloreader I'm a Fan of sloreader 17 fans permalink

We should all be getting pretty good at it by now. Maybe a BushSpeak BBQ theme for next summer? That could be fun!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:58 PM on 01/03/2009
- luvobama I'm a Fan of luvobama 246 fans permalink

Awesome post your holiness!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:29 PM on 01/03/2009
- Lochmon I'm a Fan of Lochmon 86 fans permalink
photo

"...the left hand now knows what the right hand is doing"... as he holds up his right and then his left hand.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:11 PM on 01/03/2009
photo

That had to be one of my favorites.­.. thanks

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:49 PM on 01/03/2009
- Woodguy I'm a Fan of Woodguy 3 fans permalink
photo

The puppeteer pulled the wrong strings at the wrong time (ignore the man behind the curtain!).

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:59 PM on 01/03/2009

When I moved to Texas in the early 90's, I read "Shrub" by the late Molly Ivans, a respected, objective, Texas journalist. Her book described Bush's failed oil businesses and other antics along his rise to governorship. She convinced me I would never vote for this C student fraud-of-a-leader for governor, not to mention president. Bush's bush-isms go beyond dialect, and are symptomatic of a non-curious mind, and a nearly illiterate one at that. Later on I read Justin Frank's "Bush on the Couch", which helped to explain why Bush is Bush. His Bush-isms stem from his laziness towards reading. All those years in college, he could have been reading about government, world history, U.S. history and economics, rather than boozing it up. I suppose his poor verbal skills could be tolerated, if only he had had the guts years ago to admit he was not qualified for governor or president. When will Americans learn that a C college student that remains a C man in his adult life is not qualified to be president? This C president warrants an F for his failed leadership.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:09 PM on 01/03/2009
- Woodguy I'm a Fan of Woodguy 3 fans permalink
photo

I lived in Texas for about a dozen years, through the Shrub's governorship and his move to the White House, and never could understand why people thought he was so great.
I miss Molly Ivens and Ann Richards--great ladies!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:32 PM on 01/03/2009
photo

this describes the Alaskan governor to a "T" as well.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:58 PM on 01/03/2009
- Woodguy I'm a Fan of Woodguy 3 fans permalink
photo

Yup. Ya betcha it does.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:03 PM on 01/03/2009
Page: « First ‹ Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 Next › Last » (15 pages total)
Comments are closed for this entry

 You must be logged in to comment. Log in  or connect with 

Connect