Bushisms Over The Years

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The Associated Press | January 3, 2009 11:06 AM EST | AP

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In this Aug. 4, 2002 file photo, President George W. Bush stretches out in his golf cart at the Cape Arundel Golf Club in Kennebunkport, Maine. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)

President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled statements:

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_ "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." _ September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.

_ "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" _ January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.

_ "They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander in chief, too." _ Sept. 26, 2001, in Langley, Va. Bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.

_ "There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." _ Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.

_ "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." _ April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.

_ "I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves." _ April 18, 2002, at the White House.

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_ "There's an old saying in Tennessee _ I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee _ that says, fool me once, shame on _ shame on you. Fool me _ you can't get fooled again." _ Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.

_ "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." _ Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.

_ "Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." _ Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.

_ "Our most abundant energy source is coal. We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." _ April 20, 2005, in Washington.

_ "We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job." _ Sept. 20, 2005, in Gulfport, Miss.

_ "I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." _ Sept. 5, 2005, when Bush met with residents of Poplarville, Miss., in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

_ "It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war." _ June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.

_ "Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." _ Dec. 7, 2006, in a joint appearance with British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

_ "These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved." _ June 11, 2007, in Sofia, Bulgaria.

_ "Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." _ September 2007, in Sydney, Australia, where Bush was attending an APEC summit.

_ "Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech." April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House.

_ "The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place." _ May 27, 2008, in Mesa, Ariz.

_ "And they have no disregard for human life." _ July 15, 2008, at the White House. Bush was referring to enemy fighters in Afghanistan.

_ "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." _ June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.

_ "Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." _ July 4, 2008 in Virginia.

_ "The people in Louisiana must know that all across our country there's a lot of prayer _ prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down. And I'm one of them. It's good to come down here." _ Sept. 3, 2008, at an emergency operations center in Baton Rouge, La., after Hurricane Gustav hit the Gulf Coast.

_ "This thaw _ took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.

President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled state...
President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled state...
 
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I wonder if he EVEN tried to rehearse for some of those speech or talks before he gave them. Either he did and was incapable of getting it right, or he was just unprepared, as seems to have been his habit throughout his presidency.

Seems the pilot (Bush) left the plane a long time ago and let the co-pilot (Cheney) do all the manuevers.

(no disrespect to the pilots intended)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:08 PM on 01/03/2009

I'm with you--I always wondered if Bush ever rehearsed or practiced giving speeches and/or comments. It seems that, before stepping out before the microphones, he could have stood in front of a mirror or in front of his speech writers or press secretary and atleast read through something before addressing the nation or a group. He should have improved over 8 years or he just didn't give a kitty. He might be one of those that NOBODY can tell anything!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:09 PM on 01/03/2009
- sloreader I'm a Fan of sloreader 17 fans permalink

Just don't let the OB/GYNs take their love of women to the machine making place!~ Laughed until I cried and then I felt a little better...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:02 PM on 01/03/2009
- scjk67 I'm a Fan of scjk67 161 fans permalink
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there will always be the difference between Democrats and rethuglicans.....Dems thinks for the people but rethugs thinks of religious ways that can't grasp the real world ways.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:56 PM on 01/03/2009
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10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis.

9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H.,

8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo.,

7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich

6) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

4) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:41 PM on 01/03/2009
- mizzou66 I'm a Fan of mizzou66 2 fans permalink

Really...is it any wonder why the rest of the world thinks all Amercians are idiots??

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:27 PM on 01/03/2009
- Cambridge9 I'm a Fan of Cambridge9 95 fans permalink
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16 more days!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:24 PM on 01/03/2009

"You're working hard to put food on your family." —Presidential candidate George W. Bush, Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000

Unfortunately, the Bush financial meltdown economy has made it even more difficult to put food on your family

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:23 PM on 01/03/2009
- cloudmaker I'm a Fan of cloudmaker 67 fans permalink
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Are there really people out there who read this list and still say Bush is
smart?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:12 PM on 01/03/2009
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Yep.....the same 27-28% of Americans who think he's done a great job. It must be something like those that watched Jerry Springer......"I have my problems, but at least I'm not like THAT"....either that or they're are stupid as he.....just guessing....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:16 PM on 01/03/2009
- kennybean I'm a Fan of kennybean 21 fans permalink
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And NASCAR fans ...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:23 PM on 01/03/2009

I think some people are just dumb, lazy, and apathetic while others are clearly dillusional.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:00 PM on 01/03/2009
- Jaxy I'm a Fan of Jaxy 39 fans permalink

Major error in judgment, Cloudmaker.
Don't you see? - those who think that Bush is smart probably don't read.
Neither this list, nor much of anything, for that matter ...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:00 PM on 01/03/2009
- KBinIA I'm a Fan of KBinIA 6 fans permalink
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"These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved."

This made me shudder, because it sounds like something Sarah Palin would say in an interview.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:12 PM on 01/03/2009
- AMERIKA I'm a Fan of AMERIKA 15 fans permalink

Bush = Palin...which is why I am so thankful that she was soundly defeated.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:28 PM on 01/03/2009

Amen.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:00 PM on 01/03/2009
- cloudmaker I'm a Fan of cloudmaker 67 fans permalink
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What amazes me is that if I made even one Bush-like malapropism at a party,
I would blush every time I recalled it. But he has made hundreds and
never seems the least bit abashed.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:11 PM on 01/03/2009
- Woodguy I'm a Fan of Woodguy 3 fans permalink
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Yes, but you have something that George W. Bush lacks: a moral compass.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:40 PM on 01/03/2009
- AZterritory I'm a Fan of AZterritory 102 fans permalink
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Yeah, and probably a brain, too.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:56 PM on 01/03/2009
- sloreader I'm a Fan of sloreader 17 fans permalink

Maybe he can get one of 'em at one of those machine making places?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:03 PM on 01/03/2009
- Freesia2 I'm a Fan of Freesia2 340 fans permalink

I've thought of a perfect gift for us all from Huffpo on inauguration day. What I would like is for them to post this list of Bush's verbal beauties and line them up next to Palin's pearls for us all to enjoy (snicker, guffaw and snort over). And then on that great day we can celebrate (really party) that he's no longer in the White House and she didn't even get to be. Or else we can just feel sick with relief.

(But please leave out this one: ""The people in Louisiana must know that all across our country there's a lot of prayer _ prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down. And I'm one of them. It's good to come down here." I can't seem to muster a smile for that one.)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:07 PM on 01/03/2009
- Woodguy I'm a Fan of Woodguy 3 fans permalink
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Don't be surprised is the word "Bushism" makes it into the dictionary. That will be the Shrub's true legacy.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:00 PM on 01/03/2009

"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
That's not a Bushism, that is the sad truth.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:59 PM on 01/03/2009
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Freudian slip.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:17 PM on 01/03/2009
- AMERIKA I'm a Fan of AMERIKA 15 fans permalink

My favorite slip of the tongue was Condi referring to Bush as "my husband"......

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:28 PM on 01/03/2009
- Woodguy I'm a Fan of Woodguy 3 fans permalink
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I'm thinking about a new trivia-type board game to play. You draw a card with a topic (e.g., economy, environment, etc.), then you have to quote an appropriate Bushism in order to advance on the board.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:56 PM on 01/03/2009
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Perhaps something like trivial pursuit where you pick the Bushism from a multiple choice card.

It would be a fitting tribute and an appropriate way to spread the legacy of what I believe to be the "worst american president" in my lifetime (1953-).

As John fittingly replied to Paul's "Getting better all the time", "can't get no worse".
Happy New Year to All.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:22 PM on 01/03/2009
- sloreader I'm a Fan of sloreader 17 fans permalink

Good idea, go with it. I'd buy one and there is more than enough material (assuming it is in the public domain).

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:05 PM on 01/03/2009

He should do stand up on Comedy Central..

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:48 PM on 01/03/2009
- cactusgal I'm a Fan of cactusgal 123 fans permalink

No, he should do time behind bars

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:04 PM on 01/03/2009
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