Genevieve Gallen: Mini-Me Verne Troyer A Sex Addict, Alcoholic

MINI-ME pocket rocket Verne Troyer proved size didn't matter the night he first bedded blonde Playboy model Genevieve Gallen.

Because the 2ft 8in tall Celeb Big Brother star took the beauty who would become his wife to HEIGHTS of passion she'd never dreamed of.

After he'd hopped on a CHAIR first to reach the bed, of course.

Curvy 5ft 6in stunner Genevieve, 36. reveals: "We had to be creative--but because of my yoga experience I could get into the right positions to make it work. And I was soon head over heels in love with Verne.

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Comments

[leftyrite]

What a terrible thing to say about the Pope!

Couldn't believe it.

[rebelzz]

This falls under the Too Much Information category.

[Gail54]

Yuck!

[crayola 08]

well of course he's a sex addict. if you're that short (even by midget standards) and end up married to a playboy model you're gonna try to get all the sex you can while you can. who can blame the guy?

[dustrabbit]

But somehow I really doubt that 2'8" drunk can rarely tell his wife/gf, "Gee, dear, your hair smells great."

[Forester]

eeeeee
yyy
ooooo

[kadene]

Poor little Napoleon.

[BinIndy]

Good for him...hope he bags another one!!!

[protagonia]

Who can blame him?

[lesterbud]

Big deal
1 inch + 1 ounce = next weeks bad MadTV skit.

[LolaP]

just as I was having my breakfast.­.thanks.

[piul05]

Yep, it is gross, isn't it?

[DCinFrance]

Gold digger waited it out the obligatory five years, hey?

[exPatPatti]

EEEEEEewwwwwwwww!!

[Enlightened22]

Aren't we all grateful to this thoughtful lady who takes a bit of her precious time to share her meaningful sex with someone she loved for who he was. Thanks Genevieve.

[harriettubman]

You meet someone at the Playboy Mansion or a bar, leave them there. LOL.. How could this woman expect a man Verne's size to be "well end*wed?" Give me a break. We ALL know he had to be great with ton*gue baths.

I'm sorry but I believe this woman was expecting to live well off, whether he was a little person or not.

[StephenJK]

"How could this woman expect a man Verne's size to be "well end*wed?"

You are obviously missing something here. Verne's forearm and fist are size men only dream about and very few are lucky enough to wield.

[harriettubman]

Are you kidding me? LOL.. Then I guess every average sized man walking should be well endowed then. NOT.

[BannedInBoston]

I would love to hear the line this guy used the first time he met his Playmate..­..

[huffyISaHottie]

Hi..i'm mini me..whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this