Monday's Late-Night Joke Roundup: Bush, Blago, CNN And More (VIDEO)

The first full week of the new year started off with all the late-night shows back with new episodes. From Conan to Colbert to Leno, Letterman and The Daily Show, some of the best jokes are below.


A sample joke from Conan:

"Obama got a little choked up as his left his house in Chicago and headed for Washington DC. He got emotional. It was especially painful because as soon as he left, Governor Blagojevich sold Obama's house."

Other jokes included some taint humor, CNN flubs and jokes about President Bush.



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Comments

[MissingAmerica]

These guys are my idols. You get a lot of truth with some well-needed laughter.

[FirstShirt]

Bush deserved the comedy roasting..­.frequentl­y. Now it will be refreshing to see a daily, if not hourly, roasting of the democrats, sometimes having been tenderized and sometimes with a bit of salt or spice.

This is going to be fun!!

[indyleftist]

Its too bad they cut out the good part of the Jon Stewart clip. The part where he criticized the media for its pro-Israel bias. And later when he put that question to CNN's John King.
The part where he bashes Bush was the weakest part of the show IMO

[clausnitzer]

the "taint" piece was hilarious.

[Earl]

Why is there the need to sneak around? Why can't they just walk around like normal people?

[bandillero]

That's one thing I like about Morning Joe. The realnesss (even if you disagree with Joe) is refreshing

[nolalily]

Real? You think Morning Joe is real? Are you still reading "My Pet Goat?" for intellectual stimulation?

[iDonkey]

any link that takes me to a

commercial

gets shitcanned

immediatly

heh...

[tatianalensky]

all I can say is thank god the holidays are over.

[gastoys]

All these liberal comedians will be out of a job when Obama takes office with his Dem House. Of course we could always continue with the Palin hate jokes, those are always funny. ***rolling eyes***

[ATFIllinois]

Go get help.

[barrista]

Funny like rolling your eyes on the internet?

[iDonkey]

heh...

[x004Ronin]

Republicans are just as capable of being stupid as the minority party as they were as the majority party.
I find your lack of faith in them insulting.

[prunebush]

Actually, one liberal comedian will have a NEW job--as Senator from Minnesota. And Al Franken will be SPECTACULAR at it!

Oh, and Sarah Palin IS the joke, whether any comedians mention her or not. (One of those "if a tree falls in the forest" situations­.)

[Name Not In Use]

He needs to hold up a current newspaper in front of him when he talks so we know it wasn't taped a long time ago and he is really in a coma.

[beebst]

cnn get your act together. lol

[RadhaColalurver]

"DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!" haha.

[OldKnute]

And we wonder how a man in a cave could attack us on 9/11?

On the BUSH Watch.

Right!!!!

All the best

Knute

[macohmz]

The media's version of 'taint' is different from my understanding of the word.

[Phoebe917]

t'aint it all so funny !

[deinefreunde]

Com'on ... that CNN thing ... can't anybody see, it's just a holographic malfunction?

[BillORights1776]

Carbon scoring and a restraining bolt interfering with playback..­.happens all the time!

[prunebush]

Don't pop off that restraining bolt! It's just a trick!

[prunebush]

Nah. it was me trying to get a sniff. Loves me some Malveux, as long as she keeps her mouth shut. At least when it comes to talking.

[1logicalthinker]

I recognized that guy. I think it was Larry Craig :)

[Zen0469]

Is Larry Craig haunting his office in the Minneapolis Airport again?

Or was that Norm Coleman taking over the office?

[Lisa1961]

Bashing all republicans. The only cohesiveness most of the idiots on this website have.