Tuesday's Best Late-Night Jokes: Burris, Richardson And Angelina Jolie

Tuesday night offered a plethora of late-night jokes. Jokes ranged from Bill Richardson and the economy to Roland Burris and Angelina Jolie, here are some of the best jokes from Leno, Letterman, Kimmel, Jon Stewart

Leno on Bill Richardson:
"He voluntarily pulled out, which is ironic because John Edwards won't be in the Obama cabinet because he didn't pull out."


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Comments

[shedances]

07:17 PM on 01/12/2009

I love David Lettermen's humorr about the dog running off at the end ~ with Angelina Jolie ~ (ha, ha) ... but I bet she didn't like it very much, nor did her partner Brad Pitt, considering he's the 'dog' ... wink.

[PatA]

04:25 PM on 01/09/2009

The Edwards "joke" was way over the line.

[LovingHope]

09:03 PM on 01/08/2009

I liked Edwards. It broke my heart when I heard the scandal. He is still a very good politician. I miss him.

[MissingAmerica]

08:18 PM on 01/08/2009

Love these guys! It's still the only way I can stand most of the news these days!

[foolchild0]

09:54 PM on 01/07/2009

saw dave's jolie punchline coming a million miles away.

[LadyLL]

08:23 PM on 01/07/2009

not to be nit-picky but dont you mean conscience as in the inner sense of what is right or wrong; impelling one toward the right action NOT conscious (as in awake and not TKO'd)!

[mesmorize3]

07:35 PM on 01/07/2009

Jon Stewart had me on floor especially with the picture of Blago and Burris.

[coco51]

07:26 PM on 01/07/2009

you've gotta love Jon Stewart...

[tishimself]

06:24 PM on 01/07/2009

So God wants Burris to be Senator? Cute. But didn't He also want Bush to be president (Bush says) too?

I want God to stay out of politics entirely. He picks lousy candidates.

[KBinIA]

07:15 PM on 01/07/2009

And don't forget Sarah Palin is like, you know, waiting for Him to open a door for her...

[HeevenSteven]

08:37 PM on 01/07/2009

You betchya ;-)

[Hirnlego]

09:30 PM on 01/07/2009

Got that right...and not just in USA..

[Hoslo2]

04:31 PM on 01/07/2009

:)

[Yarrr]

03:58 PM on 01/07/2009

Jon Stewart's facial expressions crack me up.

[SwingVoter]

03:44 PM on 01/07/2009

Jon Stewart hit it out the park.

[TLV]

07:27 PM on 01/07/2009

Always the best!

[colonpowwow]

03:38 PM on 01/07/2009

Oh, I see. A grammar-police poster making a snarky comment criticizing someone's lack of punctuation is okay. But when I correct the smarty-pants' reply's punctuation, I get scrubbed.

Got it.

[aznurse]

08:29 PM on 01/07/2009

Well, I think your name is really funny.

[Ugani]

03:29 PM on 01/07/2009

Burris thanking god for his appointment to the senate is not new. Through the history of this country others have said the same thing, including Bush.

[SammyD]

02:37 PM on 01/07/2009

lots of crap to laugh about with the Democratic Party. Geez....what happened? is this all we have left in America is garbage people?