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Ashton Kutcher Rails Against "F**king Jacka**" Neighbor (VIDEO)

Huffington Post   Danny Shea First Posted: 03/01/09 05:12 AM ET Updated: 05/25/11 02:00 PM ET

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Ashton Kutcher railed against his "fucking jackass," "dickweed" neighbor Thursday morning for doing home construction at 7AM.

"It's 7:30 AM and I get to wake up in my bedroom to my fucking jackass neighbor...doing this next to my porch," he said, videotaping the site for legal purposes. "Right up there, that's my bedroom. This is where my dickweed neighbor has decided to be building a house at 7AM, pounding on steel and welding right next to my frickin' house," he narrated.

Kutcher posted the video to his Qik page Thursday morning.

Update: The neighbor, screenwriter Bruce Goldsmith, has responded, calling Kutcher "silly" and "out of line."

Watch (full transcript below):

Ashton took his displeasure to Twitter:

  • this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick! about 1 hour ago from web
  • Jack ass 7am building a god damn fort next to my house f'in up my view and noise polluting
  • the entire f'in nieghborhood with pounding steal about 1 hour ago from web
  • holy moly I'm gonna lose it! about 1 hour ago from web
  • this ass clown has another thing coming! about 1 hour ago from web
  • I'm gonna kill my neighbor! about 1 hour ago from web


Ashton's wife also took to Twitter to back up her man:

  • calm and gentle baby you can pull out the paint gun later! about 1 hour ago from web
  • baby keep it together there should only be another 5 months of this. about 1 hour ago from web
  • the neighbor doing consruction with 6 guys pounding hammers against steel at 7am is no way to wake up! about 1 hour ago from web


Transcript of video:

I'm just recording this for legal purposes, but I can also share it with the world. It's 7:30 AM, and I get to wake up in my bedroom to my fucking jackass neighbor...doing this next to my porch. This is my porch! This is my house. This is my deck. Right up there, that's my bedroom. This is where my dickweed neighbor has decided to be building a house at 7AM, pounding on steel and welding right next to my frickin' house. I woke up this morning to pounding, welding steel. I'm gonna lose it on this guy. I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna lose it. It's been going on for four months now. This guy's got another thing coming.


UPDATE: Ashton has taken to Twitter to declare this "a joke," and to say that he "can't have any fun without it ending up on [The Huffington Post]:

  • I'm not saying im not pissed at the banging but common. about 1 hour ago from web
  • it's a joke people not news...http://tinyurl.com/ddv8nc about 1 hour ago from web
  • I can't have any fun with out it ending up on the post. http://tinyurl.com/ddv8nc about 1 hour ago from web

Ashton also filmed a new video saying that he promises to be more tolerant of his neighbor's construction. Watch below:

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