Martha Washington Foxy Lady?

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washingtonpost.com   |  Brigid Schulte   |   February 1, 2009 11:16 PM

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This just in: Martha Washington was hot. Or at least hotter than we thought.

Our image of the mother of our country, vague and insubstantial as it is, is drawn from portraits painted after her death showing a frumpy, dumpy, plump old lady, a fussy jumble of needlework in her lap, wearing what could pass for a shower cap with pink sponge rollers rolled too tight underneath.

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This just in: Martha Washington was hot. Or at least hotter than we thought. Our image of the mother of our country, vague and insubstantial as it is, is drawn from portraits painted after her death ...
This just in: Martha Washington was hot. Or at least hotter than we thought. Our image of the mother of our country, vague and insubstantial as it is, is drawn from portraits painted after her death ...
 
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- newdreams I'm a Fan of newdreams 6 fans permalink

Looks like a cross between Helen Hunt and Gloria Estefan.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:25 PM on 02/04/2009
- goldnchyl I'm a Fan of goldnchyl 9 fans permalink
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'Looks a bit like Rachel Maddow

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:41 AM on 02/03/2009
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She looks just like Kate Middleton, the girlfriend of Prince William!

http://www.gossipgirls.com/kate-middleton?type=story&usg=__229Ptq1ahUuLfrt7PD2FwZ3efd4=

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:07 AM on 02/03/2009
- ominous I'm a Fan of ominous 4 fans permalink

if she looked anything like that portrait, then NO.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:43 AM on 02/03/2009

Well George was rich, so I assume she was hawt.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:48 AM on 02/03/2009
- robivecchi I'm a Fan of robivecchi 5 fans permalink

She was far wealthier than him so who knows.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:13 PM on 02/04/2009
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Oh cool, historical revisionism. What's next on the list?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:04 AM on 02/03/2009

For you, I assume it's learning what 'historical revisionism' is.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:05 PM on 02/03/2009
- bltmn I'm a Fan of bltmn 10 fans permalink
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Martha was nice, but I've always had the hots for Abigail Adams.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:14 AM on 02/03/2009

Cokie Roberts wrote a truly wonderful book named "Our Founding Mothers". If you haven't read it, you need to. IMHO George would have fell on his face without Martha.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:11 AM on 02/03/2009
- TXfemmom I'm a Fan of TXfemmom 191 fans permalink

I don't know if she was hot. I refuse to sign up for the Washington Post site. Huff should stop putting things on there, if we have to sign up to read them.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:50 PM on 02/02/2009
- karinova I'm a Fan of karinova 27 fans permalink
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??

I didn't have to sign up to read it...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:54 AM on 02/03/2009

All reports always describe Lincoln's wife as "crazy." Having lost most of her kids to death, I believe she cracked up.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:23 PM on 02/02/2009
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That may be so, but, this story is about Martha Washington--not Mrs. Lincoln.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:22 AM on 02/03/2009

Man, and George with those wooden dentures. Hmmmm

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:14 PM on 02/02/2009
- karinova I'm a Fan of karinova 27 fans permalink
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I wasn't too impressed by the "computerized age-regressed portrait" commissioned by a bunch of historians "seeking to revamp the former first lady's fusty image." I was like, "Eh. That doesn't necessarily tell me what she was like."

Then I saw those shoes.

Yowza!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:38 PM on 02/02/2009
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I feel deprived. Charles Carter was my ancestor. Oh well, he lost.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:00 PM on 02/02/2009
- Pdubya I'm a Fan of Pdubya 44 fans permalink

the original 420 girl.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:52 PM on 02/02/2009
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Martha: we hardly knew ye!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:26 PM on 02/02/2009
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