03/05/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Celebrity Translator: What Phelps Really Meant By That Apology

Photos of Olympic wunderkind Michael Phelps have surfaced featuring the gold medal swimmer smoking the illegal drug "marijuana" through a device known as a "huge bong". Within hours, the Phelps camp responded with a very serious, stern apology... which appears to have been written not by Phelps himself, but rather by a very talented publicist. But what would the man, the legend Michael Phelps have said if he had the chance? We ran his apology through our trademarked (and non-existent) Celebrity Translator, and are pleased to bring you Michael Phelps' actual, REAL apology.

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