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Cookie Monster Remixes Jay-Z's "99 Problems" (NSFW)

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If you're having cookie problems I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems, but a cookie's not one.
I got the Fozzy Roll on the bear patrol,
Big Bird wanna see my cookie jar is closed.
I'm addicted to money, cookies and hoes,
I'm from the street stupid.
What kind of cookies are those?
If you f*** with me then I'll f*** with your hoe,
Pay me soon or eat the cookie dough.
I'm like "f*** apples,"
They can kiss my blue @$$hole.
If you want to watch wookies,
You can press fast forward.
I got beef with beef,
All I want is the cookie.
They ain't got chips,
I don't give a shit, ho!




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