Bush Offered Job As Greeter At Elliott's Hardware Store (VIDEO)

Many may be familiar with the Wal-Mart greeter; the kind smiling individual standing at the opening of one of those mega-stores, ready to say hello. But DFW residents who know their nuts and bolts also know Elliott's Hardware's greeting force, who're often the perfect sage to ask, "Where can I find a plunger?" as you walk into the store in pants wet up to your ankles.

Now Elliott's has their sights set on a very specific candidate for adding to their greeting group: Former President George W Bush.

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Comments

[dogmamma]

Finally a job this loser might be able to do! I wouldn't be making him a set of keys any time soon, however. He can't be trusted. He's nothing if not consistent in the "Miserable Failure" department!

[Shammie2000]

Are they sure he can handle the job as a greeter, I mean if it's based on past job performance, you
gotta wonder, for crying out loud.

[Oxonian2001]

"I know how hard it is to put tools on your family!"

"Rarely is the question asked. How is our nation fixing?"

"Leave no (political) tool behind!"

[GregGamble]

Bush is not qualified to hold that job either! He out to focus more on being a bookend at his two book Presidential Library.

[AZ4thatone]

We all know he wouldn't be able to work in a shoe store.

[macohmz]

He'd stand by while his wealthy pals would rush in and rob the place blind. Then he'd prevent the manager from calling the police. Then he would get away with it.

[PACRAT]

Bush would have to dress up for the position - no more going coatless in his office (aisle 13).

I don't think that the former (whatever he was) needs to worry - he can sell the tree he has been cutting for eight years for firewood.

[birchtree3]

The customer service part would be way over his head.....but b s ing the customers would be right up his alley.

[MyTake]

I would rather see Bush take a building security job at the California town that was going to name there SEWAGE TREATMENT PLANT after him!

[Harry Scrote]

This i di ot can't talk his way out of a paper bag, and yet they think he can "greet" hard ware customers? Good luck with that. Evidently, that'd be a step up for him.

[Zeebob]

Yeah, I need someone to scrup my toilet :D

[Shammie2000]

Question ? is he qualified for this job, we all know what happened last time he had a job given to him.

[garymc8]

Don't let him near the cash register.

[Chuckwheat]

Brush-cutting starts at $7.50 an hr. Bring your own tools.

[rf dude]

Double dipping...
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[cindysundancer]

I've been saying for years that if Dubya hadn't been born into that family, he'd be an assistant manager at WalMart. The country would have been better off--and so would he. There's some sad truth behind this joke.

[garymc8]

More like greeter

[HamletsMill]

Sadly, very true. I don't think there has ever been a tale in human history of this magnitude of a man in something so far over his head. It really boggles the mind. There was nothing left intact. Everything the man touched he took to total ruin. And sadder than that is that this nation absolutely deserved him. And now the Republican Party has the likes of clueless Sarah Palin as their goddess standard bearer while we face an economic crisis that is at the very least a hundred year event. I wonder if Sarah has a grasp of Keynesian vs Austrian School economics and study of Constitutional Law under her belt? I wonder? Do they teach that at sports news reader camp?

[DumbDad]

"sports news reader camp" == LMAO!

[surfcitysteven]

He wasn't "born", he was spawned. In a toxic waste dump.

[GabrielXL]

He should be a "dunk clown" for the Obama administration considering how much he mucked up the works. Every time Obama fixes one of his messes, everyone should get 3 balls to throw and dunk him in a pool of water to clean him up.

[BillyMae]

Waterboarding, maybe?