Thursday's Late-Night Joke Round-Up: The Senate, Sperm Banks, And Michael Phelps

03/09/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011
  • Patrick Waldo Huffington Post

Jon Stewart launched a new segment last night about former Vice President Dick Cheney called "Why Are You Such A Dick?" David Letterman, on the other hand, went after the economy and Michael Phelps last night saying:

"Discouraging news everywhere: Unemployment is high, the foreclosure rate is high, Michael Phelps is high."

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