Sony Releases New Piece Of Shit Machine That Doesn't F#&*ing Work (VIDEO)

The Onion is reporting that Sony's new "stupid box thing" is a "time vampire" that will force the world to scream "work, work, you cocksucking piece of shit" in unison. It includes: impossible to open packaging, random words and numbers on its display screen, and a help menu that's of no use to anyone.

WATCH:

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

Comments

[janie@atthelake]

OMG! This is so funny!

[magen]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

A new shiny blinky thingy that nobody really needs and doesn't really do anything and will be 3/4 of the price it is now 2 months from now!!!!!!!!!!!!

I gotta run out and buy two on credit right now even though I have no income!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Americans.­.......

[Mark701]

Ya gotta LOVE the Onion!

[not going2take it]

THANK Y O U !

Thats F ! ! C K ! N G

F ! ! N N Y

[jan4insight]

ROFLMAO!

Maybe this is the real reason the economy's in the tank - there's more of this stuff around than stuff we actually need, and that actually works.

I can't wait to see the Onion do a similar piece for the automakers!

[scoochman]

Don't you love how Hu.Po allows its so-called "journalists" to use whatever language they want in their headlines and text, but censors their own readers? Wow, that's REAL liberalism at work!

[jan4insight]

Um, this is posted on HuffPo's comedy page, in case you didn't notice.

[LeftLeanWing]

OH F {_} ( K Yo{_}

Yo{_} . F {_} ( K ! N , P ! E ( E .OF .S |-| ! T

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Yes we are the 'Libruhls' and we are smart enough to get around it.

[MIMom]

That was funny - and true. thanks.

[akkadian]

priceless.­..

[nogimmicks]

It made my day. Thanks.

[fruity]

OMG! effing hell! Makes you want to poke your eyes out with pencils!

[keefer]

Sorry I am offended by the language in this video.I understand satire, but this seems to me an immature potty mouthed rant. If I wanted to hear language like this I would record myself drivning the LA freeway system.

[doesitexplode]

you have obviously not dealt with the onion before.

solution: do not watch videos.

[MIMom]

Then you have never had the pleasure of trying to figure one of these (bleeping) things out.

[nervousexpat]

go f u c k yourself..­. LOL

[aweissnet]

This was nothing compared to me the other night on the phone with a Phillipino tech support. And when he had me on hold, and I knew they actuall LISTEN? I had a field day.

Frustration comes out in funny ways.

[Ishak Kang]

CE manufacturers' days are numbered unless they start building standards-based user interfaces­...

[jcollell]

Amen to that!

http://www.youspar.com/