Sony Releases New Piece Of Shit Machine That Doesn't F#&*ing Work (VIDEO)

The Onion is reporting that Sony's new "stupid box thing" is a "time vampire" that will force the world to scream "work, work, you cocksucking piece of shit" in unison. It includes: impossible to open packaging, random words and numbers on its display screen, and a help menu that's of no use to anyone.

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Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work