Tuesday's Late-Night Joke Round-Up: A-Rod, Tasers, And Baseball Teams Named After Testicles (VIDEO)

David Letterman aired an informational video about the stimulus to explain the complicated package to his viewers. Conan O'Brien, on the other hand, was reflective of his time in late night saying:

"It's weird...when we went on the air in 1993 I had no way of knowing that 16 years later we'd have an African-American president. And Barack Obama had no way of knowing that an albino would be taking over the 'Tonight Show.'"

More from Jay Leno and Jimmy Kimmel below.

See yesterday's round-up here.


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[medusa08]

11:43 PM on 02/18/2009

One of my favorite lines of all time, uttered by a local sports anchor, after Denver beat the Golden State Warrirors:

"GEORGE CARL'S NUGGETS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I am not kidding.

[GoCards1978]

09:29 AM on 02/19/2009

That's hilarious! Thanks for sharing that bon mot.

[dirigentin]

04:30 PM on 02/18/2009

Give this round to Craig Ferguson...

[RButler]

10:33 PM on 02/18/2009

Ferguson? He reminds me of a drunk Dudley Moore or even a sober Moore. It was hard to tell the difference.

[FJ40]

03:05 PM on 02/18/2009

Testicals? Rilly? Dont you no how to spel?

[makeanimpact]

02:58 PM on 02/18/2009

I needed this pick up today, thanks guys!