How To Escape Capture After Committing Financial Fraud

Dealbreaker:

Disappointed by the alarming dearth of intelligence in the modern criminal mind, and with the eventual goal of providing more interesting and alluring white-collar crime mysteries for our readers, we have developed this guide in order to give the modern financial thief a fighting chance at remaining "at large" for at least 60-90 days after consummating a significant fraud.

We at Dealbreaker are dedicated to the preservation of entertaining white-collar crime stories. This seems the most effective way to increase their number.

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Comments

[msjimmied]

Stanford did not read the part about the girlfriend...oh well.

[LeftRoss]

I think Ken Lay's plan was the most effective.

[CaptainHowdy]

Ask B i n L a d e n. He's done pretty well for quite sometime. Then again, being close to the Bush crime family doesn't hurt.

[levelshot]

How to Escape: Up Up and away...Oh F---!!!....Weeeeeeeeee!!!

[flymic]

Ok... thanks for the escape plans. but how do i get to manage billions of dollars?

thanks
Cubical stud

[fredgladys]

Loved the escape options, however, I agree that what we need is a step by step on how to create the great financial scam. I have my trusty pencil ready to take notes.

[JScott]

Hmm Olivia Newton John's ex so I've heard was pretty good at planning his demise altho now there have been sightings of him in Mexico.

Then again there's that somewhat pitiful existence of Robert Vesco until he passed away.

[ebanks84]

It seems to me that these criminals don't need any advice on how to get away with their crimes because they've done a very good job all these years.