Caption Contest! Caption This Photo, Vote For Friday's Best, See Thursday's Winner

Sarah Jessica Parker and husband, Matthew Broderick, arrive at the Oscars Sunday night.

(Side note: Thank you all so much for contributing! We're trying to include your favorites in the poll each day, so if you like a particular caption, reply to it and post your praise!)

FRIDAY'S FAVORITES:

Quick Poll

What's the best caption?

"And Ladies, you hold it just like I'm holding this microphone..." By ameliawizard.

"It was a very dangerous landing...Sniper fire everywhere..." By shela88.

US Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton demonstrates the size of President Obama's Stimulus Package. By BelleMaman.

"I'm going to bring peace to the Middle East using Jazz Hands!" By seatech1.

Hillary Clinton challenges South Koreans to freestyle rap battle. By trainedmunkey.

"oh my god! the botox just kicked in!!" By nightsongs.

"Didja hear about the one armed fisherman? He caught a fish this big!" By primordialsoup.

"No ... I did not rifle through Sarah's trash for this" By tomnobombadil.

"Take my husband! Please!" By TomInJax.

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THURSDAY'S WINNER:

"And if I'm lying, may God -- Whoops!" By MNMom7578.

Comments

[RickCoMatic]

OK, now I'm going to ask you a few questions about the photograph you just examined.

What is the girls name?
Who is she with?
Is the gentleman Black or White?
Was he wearing a tie?

You need to get all the questions right or you're fired!

[Kzb]

Thanks, I think the surgery went well too, but my face is up here.

[BillMelater]

Boy, do I need a day off!

[Quiv]

"Dam'it Matthew, why didn't you tell me I had a piece of your pubic hear stuck in my teeth!"

[Geo13Dude]

Juve-derm HERE, "BOOBY-derm" THERE!!!

[rbm]

"huh? I never had a mole there."

[jdh45]

Matthew struggles NOT to be "Inspector Grabb'em"

[jdh45]

" I swear this is exactly what I look like after Matthew and I get it on!"

[allisonrw]

Honey I have this itch. And you just don't know how to scratch it.

[traut3]

"Happy. See?"

[anastasiabeaverhousen]

"You've got this little piece of broccoli stuck in your teeth....right there"

[katielady]

those boobies came prepacked in a baggie... and they are a tad too large for her. Even Matthew looks like he is aghast at her nerve to wear a dress that highlights fakes... probably wishes he were back in NY.

[LolaP]

'see this smile? my marriage is perfectly fine!'

[jeremiahos]

Matthew, not here.
I don't have the vacuum sealer to get back into the dress...

[Irwin]

Ms. Parker's stand-in for the evening--a synthetic life-like robot--was convincing enough to fool even the most discerning eye.