Is it just me or was the most interesting part of last night the ad for "Jimmy Kimmel Live" that starred Tom Cruise as a homoerotic psycho killer?
The conceit is that Kimmel set Cruise's house on fire in order to guilt him into appearing on his show. The two are holding each other for most of the set up.
Then Cruise says, "I'll do your show, but please save my cat." Kimmel runs into the house which promptly explodes. Tom faces the camera and says, "I don't have a cat."
If you weren't scared of Scientologists before, I would reconsider.
Also hilarious was Mel Gibson's appearance on the show both in the interview portion when Kimmel brought up the drunk-driving-in-Malibu incident and Mel's supposed use of the word "sugar-tits," and the skit Gibson did to explain the origins of Kentucky Fried Chicken. (It has shockingly little to do with chicken.) Watch both below!