Rush Limbaugh Addresses The Nation...Again (VIDEO)

Rush Limbaugh has taken a lot of heat from comics this week over his CPAC speech, so the folks at Funny or Die gave him a second shot at it. In this version he explains that if he's wrong, he wants there to be no happiness anywhere. And finally clarifies his views on race, saying:

"[America] needs smaller government and more white quarterbacks. That's not racist, I'm just tired of rooting for black people."

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[PlayTOE]

08:56 AM on 03/10/2009

Funny or Die

This one should be funny, it died.

[Wiseronenow]

04:08 PM on 03/09/2009

Rush the B.a.f.f.o.o.n, has always claimed that he has over 14 Million listeners. Well, just last week on Olberman's show that was debunked. And, on his show today, a caller asked him to explain the internal workings of how ratings are taken and Rush stammered and never once 'repeated' that he has 14 Million listeners. Then, conveniently, that caller just seemed to get cut off. Yeah, right. So, when Rush claims that he recently signed a contract for $100 Million, I'd have to say EVERYTHING he claims is also bogus. Time that his smoke and mirror routine is exposed and in all things.

[TremoluxMan]

02:49 PM on 03/09/2009

I can't stand Jabba the Rush, but that routine was lame with a capital 'L'.

[Agent420]

12:17 PM on 03/09/2009

That guy is lame.

[plunk]

12:08 PM on 03/09/2009

RUSH ROVE!!

Since Rush is being propped up to distract the right from Rove's revisionism,
why not use your Rush character to give tutorials on the BushCo's crimes
this past 8 years?!

RUSH Public service announcements!

[plunk]

12:03 PM on 03/09/2009

Hear, hear!!

Encore!!

MORE!! [open the shirt, more sweat plus a big cigar and bursting belly!]

[dems08]

10:44 AM on 03/09/2009

Almost perfect!

Next time - get hepped up on goofballs first.

[Ellyllon]

02:59 PM on 03/09/2009

Perfect speaking pattern, crazed thinking - but he needs to scarf down soooo much more lard to grasp the full effect!

[Dystopic]

10:16 AM on 03/09/2009

Why isn't Chris Kattan playing Jindal?

[ebanks84]

09:54 AM on 03/09/2009

That is surely Rush. Sounds just like him. Good going.

[Exit]

09:53 AM on 03/09/2009

Wanting to not pay taxes and complaining about the Mainstream media. That is all Republicans have.

[sababa]

09:52 AM on 03/09/2009

haha the new tina fey/sarah palin?

[ltyr2002]

09:38 AM on 03/09/2009

Uh...

[truesteam]

09:27 AM on 03/09/2009

SPOT ON!

[rockyb26]

07:43 AM on 03/09/2009

he sounds just like him

[ladyv]

06:40 AM on 03/09/2009

He should really get some makeup and costuming going because he has the voice *down*, and now's def. the time for comics needing visibility to show up with a spot-on Limbaugh.