High as a kite from pot-laced brownies? Ticked at your cousin for running off with your Playstation? Can't find the name of that really cute cop?
Common sense would dictate that these little annoyances would not warrant a call to 911. Ditto for anyone who called to report missing chicken McNuggets or a traffic jam.
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