Tuesday's Late Night Round-Up: Amy Winehouse, Octomom, And Rock-Throwing Chimps (VIDEO)

Craig Ferguson danced with glee over stocks rebounding yesterday, but didn't forget to get in a dig at Amy Winehouse too. Jimmy Fallon, on the other hand, talked biology:

"Researchers in Sweden have discovered monkeys are capable of premeditation after a chimp at a zoo stored up rocks to throw at spectators. The researchers also discovered that monkeys really hate zoos."

More from Jay Leno on Chuck Norris and Jimmy Kimmel on Octomom below.

For the best jokes from Monday, click here.



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Comments

[besta]

Chimps save up rocks to throw, Nadya Suleman electively conceives 8 children at once with 6 at home and no job... I wonder who has the greater gift of foresight...

[HappyMarsden]

"A reality show? No, I don't want anything to do with that. Why......are you offering?".

[TheInsomniac]

Monkeys have not been proved to be capable of premeditation, because chimps are not monkeys. Jimmy Fallon, really, really sucks, and I don't think his writers are going to be able to redeem him. We have far too many late night choices already as is.

[cinesimon]

You quibble over semantics, whilst his overall point is a very good one.
Primates shouldn't be kept as they are in most zoos around the world.

[quixoto]

I think TheInsomniac's point is a much better one: Jimmy Fallon really sucks.

Also, if they shouldn't be kept as they are in zoos, how should they be kept? Or do you object to the entire concept of zoos?

[TheInsomniac]

It's not semantics, it's many millions of years of evolutionary history, and not to mention a contributing factor to America's egregious scientific illiteracy.

[Clare53]

Octomom. I guess you have to laugh or you'd cry.

[bugsbonzai]

Anyone notice Jimmy Fallon throw in a Johnny Carsonesque inflection on his punchline. I must be hearing things.

[quixoto]

Yeah, THAT"ll save him.

[instagladiator]

Is this related to SP by chance?